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Bel
@bel-the-ghost.bsky.social
I’m not real :/

Soul for sale:
Barely used
Slightly damaged

Price:
Standard rate
10 years as a woman
+
Will feed and pet the hellhounds before being dragged to hell. This is non-negotiable >:|
Is it just me or is the New York post getting more unhinged by the day 😅
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It doesn’t matter if it’s not true or whatever. The damage is already done. People walk past the newspapers and read the cover and it says this.

Even if it’s not true, ain’t nobody gonna know about it even if they walk it back :/
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’m just imagining that one episode of invader zim where he just steals a bunch of extra organs 😅
April 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
:/
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Demon negotiations 😅
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It doesn’t show what I was linking to that’s fuckin hilarious 😂
January 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nah. Just cuz it’s a declaration doesn’t mean you have to do it :/

Legally sure

In actual practice/ in person fuck no do what you want just try not to be dick to innocents :|
January 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ayyyy I love that quote!

Absolute fire 🇺🇸🫡
January 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This one of yours?

Also I would not, in fact, turn in Anne frank to the gestapo. However I did indeed say that cuz the weird Canadian dude was being Canadian so I decided to say yes to everything he said :/

And I’m not pro rape but I am pro vaccine. Once again, sarcasm :|
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I wish I was her :/

Godsdamn it Liz. That hurted 😂
January 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh gods the jester is a demon!!

I confused the spiders into attacking each other while Imoen turned them into pincushions…

I thought jester was the worst bard kit wtf!?

(Baldur's Gate 1 EE Core rules)
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ended up restarting the jester playthough. Had an idea

Baldur's Gate 1 EE
(Core Rules difficulty)
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Nah your posts are fun. It is really funny when I wake up and the first thing I see is you talking about NSFW stuff 😂
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s ok ogre. I get it 🫡

At the same time, it’s funnier to assume the ogre didn’t even realize. It had two belts so it might have just strapped both on and realized it couldn’t take one off cuz of the curse
January 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Alright gonna give Jester a shot. My goal is to insult as many people to death as possible >:)

(Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition)
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lucky bastard :/

(Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition)
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yes I am :3

What does that make you friend? What’s beneath an idiot?
January 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gun beats mage. What happens when the wizard has a gun too!?

(Pillars of Eternity)
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Oh my god I love him! Also chanters are so gods damn cool in this game! They’re like lore bards that can summon shit. Next time I play I’ll be a chanter. Or maybe a kind wayfarer paladin…

So many options. This game is freaking awesome!

(Pillars of Eternity)
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I name you the boneless
December 29, 2024 at 12:18 PM
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
And some that hit a little too close to home these days :/

Side note, Edér is awesome! Actually all of the companions I’ve met so far are really fun and interesting. At the moment Edér is my favorite tho :3
December 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Some fun moments since starting Pillars of Eternity :)
December 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Did anyone else know that you could activate a cheat menu in Star Wars KOTOR 1 on switch by hitting L3 three times!?

When the hells did this happen!?

Also it’s awesome :3

Now I’m wondering if it’s in KOTOR 2 on the switch!
December 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM