I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

My “be mad at only one thing per day” project has transformed into a “pick one thing a day NOT to be mad about” project

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Post the amazing science things you have done with federal funding.