I honestly thought I was a fair olive but it turns out I just have anemia.
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I honestly thought I was a fair olive but it turns out I just have anemia.
Reposted by Jenn Marie
what a fucking way to find out magic is real
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what a fucking way to find out magic is real
My biggest fear is that once the #epsteinfiles are released and we know the names of these monsters, that nothing will happen to them.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My biggest fear is that once the #epsteinfiles are released and we know the names of these monsters, that nothing will happen to them.
South Park is the only thing lifting my spirits currently.
August 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
South Park is the only thing lifting my spirits currently.
What’s this you hear? My husband playing linkin park unironically. Send help.
March 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What’s this you hear? My husband playing linkin park unironically. Send help.
Execute him for treason.
February 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Execute him for treason.
Goku. A cute dunce who’s always hungry.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Goku. A cute dunce who’s always hungry.
What’s that sound you hear? Oh that’s my husband laughing a little too robustly at a Land Before Time AIDS joke.
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What’s that sound you hear? Oh that’s my husband laughing a little too robustly at a Land Before Time AIDS joke.
2 of 2. The harder you push us the more Men join our side - you know why!? Survival of the fittest baby! Because those are the men much more likely to mate and raise children with women warriors. Basic nature. You are losing.
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
2 of 2. The harder you push us the more Men join our side - you know why!? Survival of the fittest baby! Because those are the men much more likely to mate and raise children with women warriors. Basic nature. You are losing.
It’s Darwinism. Apologies for the cis centered commentary. The more men push women the harder the women are going to fight. We’ve been training for this fight our whole lives.
January 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s Darwinism. Apologies for the cis centered commentary. The more men push women the harder the women are going to fight. We’ve been training for this fight our whole lives.
Did you know there is a whole sub genre of moms who lay around in their underwear.
January 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did you know there is a whole sub genre of moms who lay around in their underwear.
Men cannot be heroes. Ever.
January 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Men cannot be heroes. Ever.
My Spotify wrap said I played Down Bad 911 times this year. Like my own personal 9/11. #taylorsversion
December 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
My Spotify wrap said I played Down Bad 911 times this year. Like my own personal 9/11. #taylorsversion
I don’t mean to brag but one time I disassociated so hard while swimming underwater a lifeguard freaked out and pulled me out of the pool.
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I don’t mean to brag but one time I disassociated so hard while swimming underwater a lifeguard freaked out and pulled me out of the pool.
Transferring my fave tweets over here before I deactivate my account. Bear with me.
November 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Transferring my fave tweets over here before I deactivate my account. Bear with me.
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of my husband laughing too loudly at British comedy.
November 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of my husband laughing too loudly at British comedy.
When I got bangs I gave everyone permission to not recognize me in public.
November 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
When I got bangs I gave everyone permission to not recognize me in public.
I’ve recently bought some items that are not black. I’m calling this my color revolution. #happypride
June 12, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I’ve recently bought some items that are not black. I’m calling this my color revolution. #happypride