Michael
@beigetrundullbush.bsky.social
NYC based. Raised in Texas. Lived all over. Actor/host/entrepreneur. Sports fan(Dallas teams). Well educated idiot, who stumbled his way to a decent life. Supremely Flawed. Working hard to be a better me. My best friend has 4 legs &licks his own butt.
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Michael
@beigetrundullbush.bsky.social
· Nov 19
“I want to get better”
- The Bleachers
- The Bleachers
3M: Our business model is to make 25,000 products knowing that A few have to be big hits.
Sun-Maid: We’re gonna lean in to raisins.
Sun-Maid: We’re gonna lean in to raisins.
February 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
3M: Our business model is to make 25,000 products knowing that A few have to be big hits.
Sun-Maid: We’re gonna lean in to raisins.
Sun-Maid: We’re gonna lean in to raisins.
In my next life I want to be born into a reality where the way to stay healthy, wealthy and wise was to eat as much bread as possible.
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In my next life I want to be born into a reality where the way to stay healthy, wealthy and wise was to eat as much bread as possible.
The ultimate demise of humanity will be because of inability to overcome our tribalism instinct.
January 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The ultimate demise of humanity will be because of inability to overcome our tribalism instinct.
Congrats Jerry for n getting the sunroof open without killing anyone. Moral victories.
December 10, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Congrats Jerry for n getting the sunroof open without killing anyone. Moral victories.
Ryan is a real penis. He left this empty cup on the subway. Come on Ryan. Throw away your cup! Hashtag littering sucks. Hashtag do better Ryan. Hashtag hash tag.
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Ryan is a real penis. He left this empty cup on the subway. Come on Ryan. Throw away your cup! Hashtag littering sucks. Hashtag do better Ryan. Hashtag hash tag.
That’s my undergrad right there buddy. So great. Also work in a gut pack from Vitek and I’m happy for AWHILE!
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
That’s my undergrad right there buddy. So great. Also work in a gut pack from Vitek and I’m happy for AWHILE!
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Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
Man. It’s nice to be here and connect with some of my old Twitter friends. But I feel a little rusty at this. I checked in on that place yesterday- sheesh it’s an absolute hell hole.
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Man. It’s nice to be here and connect with some of my old Twitter friends. But I feel a little rusty at this. I checked in on that place yesterday- sheesh it’s an absolute hell hole.
When Elf is on the ticket:
a baby is sitting on a couch with the word aah on the bottom right
ALT: a baby is sitting on a couch with the word aah on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 1:37 PM
When Elf is on the ticket:
I’m “worried I’ll throw my back out because I have a cold that’s making me sneeze” years old now.
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I’m “worried I’ll throw my back out because I have a cold that’s making me sneeze” years old now.
What is the largest animal you think you could absolutely beat in a fight? I’ll start. Anything north of a kitten probably destroys me.
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 AM
What is the largest animal you think you could absolutely beat in a fight? I’ll start. Anything north of a kitten probably destroys me.
My dog is 15 now. So every holiday is bittersweet as you think is this the last __________ with my best bud? Well, think I’ll treasure the hell out of it. Whoever you’re celebrating with, I hope it’s an incredible day!
November 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My dog is 15 now. So every holiday is bittersweet as you think is this the last __________ with my best bud? Well, think I’ll treasure the hell out of it. Whoever you’re celebrating with, I hope it’s an incredible day!
Fireball is to whiskey as Kraft singles are to cheese.
November 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Fireball is to whiskey as Kraft singles are to cheese.
Osa….not bad. He’s played pretty well of late.
November 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Osa….not bad. He’s played pretty well of late.
@sportssturm.bsky.social Question. Is Daniel Jones better than Trey Lance? If the Cowboys were willing to give a 4 for Lance, why not take a flyer on Jones?
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
@sportssturm.bsky.social Question. Is Daniel Jones better than Trey Lance? If the Cowboys were willing to give a 4 for Lance, why not take a flyer on Jones?
Old friends are the best friends.
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Old friends are the best friends.
If you didn’t watch it, take corrective action. The Penguin was really damn good.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
If you didn’t watch it, take corrective action. The Penguin was really damn good.
“I want to get better”
- The Bleachers
- The Bleachers
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
“I want to get better”
- The Bleachers
- The Bleachers
@sportssturm.bsky.social hey Bob. Has the 3-4 defense gone the way of the dodo? Bc it seems like Micah would thrive in it.
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
@sportssturm.bsky.social hey Bob. Has the 3-4 defense gone the way of the dodo? Bc it seems like Micah would thrive in it.