jordan 🩷
@beglitching.bsky.social
he/him, sasha velour enthusiast, seeking new ways to get comfy and (most importantly) cozy
it'd be funny and camp if it didn't happen so often
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
it'd be funny and camp if it didn't happen so often
they're all isolated stories. prey is really good and you should still watch it at some point tho
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
they're all isolated stories. prey is really good and you should still watch it at some point tho
enough side quests, watch badlands and call me!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
enough side quests, watch badlands and call me!!
thank you for your service
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
thank you for your service
and it wouldn't have even been enough if every sliwa vote went to cuomo?
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
and it wouldn't have even been enough if every sliwa vote went to cuomo?
it's just not surprising to hear from the mind that brought us "there's no gravity on the moon"
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
it's just not surprising to hear from the mind that brought us "there's no gravity on the moon"
"there's no gravity on the moon" being a devestating blow to my crash out defenses
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"there's no gravity on the moon" being a devestating blow to my crash out defenses
it's been here if you serve in the court of king princess
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it's been here if you serve in the court of king princess
happy birthday baby boyyyy
October 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
happy birthday baby boyyyy
timesplitters my love
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
timesplitters my love
you need me so bad (to locate your glasses)
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you need me so bad (to locate your glasses)
well now i feel bad for lying 😔 (i shaved) (no bush, in honor of 9/11)
September 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
well now i feel bad for lying 😔 (i shaved) (no bush, in honor of 9/11)
no one is doing it like him
August 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no one is doing it like him
he just found out who he needs to speak with about as10
August 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
he just found out who he needs to speak with about as10
sky!! happy!! birthday!!
July 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
sky!! happy!! birthday!!
now that i've seen it, they could not have been more clear about this
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
now that i've seen it, they could not have been more clear about this
the thing is i know for a fact that, given the opportunity, ev and spyro would snack on planets
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the thing is i know for a fact that, given the opportunity, ev and spyro would snack on planets
i have been 😌, and i would appreciate it just as much on a double post
July 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i have been 😌, and i would appreciate it just as much on a double post
post notifications for jacobuwu is NOW
July 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
post notifications for jacobuwu is NOW