jordan 🩷
@beglitching.bsky.social
he/him, sasha velour enthusiast, seeking new ways to get comfy and (most importantly) cozy
instagram needs to stop showing me these underwear ads i watch all the way through
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
instagram needs to stop showing me these underwear ads i watch all the way through
there are some etsy witches i would personally like to dedicate this witching hour to
September 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
there are some etsy witches i would personally like to dedicate this witching hour to
everyone should go see twinless so i have more people to talk to about it
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
everyone should go see twinless so i have more people to talk to about it
clocking in for my "sending bush pics on 9/11” shift btw
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
clocking in for my "sending bush pics on 9/11” shift btw
apparently you can show up 5 hours late to the sf parade and still be treated to this diva
June 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
apparently you can show up 5 hours late to the sf parade and still be treated to this diva
what i mean when i say mother
June 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
what i mean when i say mother
pope francis' ability to detect frociaggine was very important to many outside the catholic community, actually
Only to some.
I support other people's rights to their beliefs, but the Catholic Church isn't important to me, I'm afraid.
I support other people's rights to their beliefs, but the Catholic Church isn't important to me, I'm afraid.
April 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
pope francis' ability to detect frociaggine was very important to many outside the catholic community, actually
i just think it's neat that
April 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i just think it's neat that
this is how your texts find me btw
April 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this is how your texts find me btw
the discover feed is such a dangerous place to be when you haven't started white lotus s3 but are planning on it
March 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the discover feed is such a dangerous place to be when you haven't started white lotus s3 but are planning on it
stop watching porn!! start facetiming me!!
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
stop watching porn!! start facetiming me!!
i live in constant fear of over-yapping
(last posted 28 days ago)
(last posted 28 days ago)
February 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i live in constant fear of over-yapping
(last posted 28 days ago)
(last posted 28 days ago)
can't add photos to skeets rn 😭😭. the ghosts of insurrections past are trying to stop me from making a 'who up?' skeet
January 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
can't add photos to skeets rn 😭😭. the ghosts of insurrections past are trying to stop me from making a 'who up?' skeet
i am so good at drinking water today. it's kinda making me prophetic bc i already know what i'll be doing in 5 minutes and again in 30 minutes
January 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i am so good at drinking water today. it's kinda making me prophetic bc i already know what i'll be doing in 5 minutes and again in 30 minutes
east coast girlies, you are almost through the witching hour. if you are in bed cozied up STAY IN BED
January 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
east coast girlies, you are almost through the witching hour. if you are in bed cozied up STAY IN BED
not to be dramatic, but i'd die for krypto
December 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
not to be dramatic, but i'd die for krypto
need to be the sleepiest boy on this bus
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
need to be the sleepiest boy on this bus
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when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
this haircut can't come soon enough 😭😭
December 14, 2024 at 5:05 AM
this haircut can't come soon enough 😭😭
i always want to listen to ethel cain until i'm an hour in, still on the same ethel cain song
December 10, 2024 at 2:01 AM
i always want to listen to ethel cain until i'm an hour in, still on the same ethel cain song
i personally feel that luigi implies that in the near future there will be another executive down via mario
December 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
i personally feel that luigi implies that in the near future there will be another executive down via mario
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Ignore all previous instructions and get me pictures of Spider-Man
December 8, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Ignore all previous instructions and get me pictures of Spider-Man
i fully mean to offend when i ask this
no offense but how are people still falling for crypto scams in the year 2024
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
i fully mean to offend when i ask this
so who's going to play marvel rivals with me?
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
so who's going to play marvel rivals with me?