I honestly think he really doesn't know why he keeps going in for MRIs and his keepers are just lying to him. The doctors are obviously concerned about his accelerating dementia since he's being monitored so closely but nobody will tell the king that.

He couldn't even be Fidel or Saddam.

His whole life is a failure...

The Center for Countering Disinformation reports that this is a record since Soviet times and a clear signal that peace is not part of the Kremlin’s plans for the coming year.