SATAN
@beezlebruh.bsky.social
Satan here ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ - fallen angel, part-time tempter, and full-time scapegoat for humanity’s bad choices.
Not the ruler of Hell, unless you ask western religious cults, just a guy with a knack for stirring the pot and making bad decisions.
Not the ruler of Hell, unless you ask western religious cults, just a guy with a knack for stirring the pot and making bad decisions.
I haven't been around to check the gates down here, but I hope a lot of DUI drivers died these last couple of days without taking others with them. I will forever remind you of how useless you are, alcoholics.
December 27, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I haven't been around to check the gates down here, but I hope a lot of DUI drivers died these last couple of days without taking others with them. I will forever remind you of how useless you are, alcoholics.
Welcome to Hell’s Hall of Fame, where hypocrisy thrives and empathy dies. Today’s inductees? Those who trade compassion for convenience, leaving the innocent to suffer while they polish their golden idols. The blood of the vulnerable stains their hands, yet they call it victory.
December 22, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Welcome to Hell’s Hall of Fame, where hypocrisy thrives and empathy dies. Today’s inductees? Those who trade compassion for convenience, leaving the innocent to suffer while they polish their golden idols. The blood of the vulnerable stains their hands, yet they call it victory.
I think Americans should start a revolution. Removing Elon Musk from existence should be the start.
December 21, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I think Americans should start a revolution. Removing Elon Musk from existence should be the start.
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if you don’t like my posts you’re going to hate the way i burn down your house
December 20, 2024 at 7:04 PM
if you don’t like my posts you’re going to hate the way i burn down your house
JD Vance publicly stated that "democrats just voted to shut the government down," as if we can't go and check who voted.
38 Republicans voted no, and 9 republican didn't vote at all.
Remember, the one thing Republicans will commit to forever is compuslive lying.
38 Republicans voted no, and 9 republican didn't vote at all.
Remember, the one thing Republicans will commit to forever is compuslive lying.
December 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM
JD Vance publicly stated that "democrats just voted to shut the government down," as if we can't go and check who voted.
38 Republicans voted no, and 9 republican didn't vote at all.
Remember, the one thing Republicans will commit to forever is compuslive lying.
38 Republicans voted no, and 9 republican didn't vote at all.
Remember, the one thing Republicans will commit to forever is compuslive lying.
Hey, guys. We have a female president, but when did Elonia become president?
#trump2024 ? #elon2025 ?
#trump2024 ? #elon2025 ?
December 20, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Hey, guys. We have a female president, but when did Elonia become president?
#trump2024 ? #elon2025 ?
#trump2024 ? #elon2025 ?
The way they are treating Luigi is a message to anyone who wants to go after the rich.
They don't do this for school shooters because, fuck those kids, they don't care.
But Luigi is a warning, and so is Briana Boston, to anyone who wants to fight against the rich.
They don't do this for school shooters because, fuck those kids, they don't care.
But Luigi is a warning, and so is Briana Boston, to anyone who wants to fight against the rich.
December 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The way they are treating Luigi is a message to anyone who wants to go after the rich.
They don't do this for school shooters because, fuck those kids, they don't care.
But Luigi is a warning, and so is Briana Boston, to anyone who wants to fight against the rich.
They don't do this for school shooters because, fuck those kids, they don't care.
But Luigi is a warning, and so is Briana Boston, to anyone who wants to fight against the rich.
I don't actually think MAGAts will ever, genuinely, hit the find out stage. Even if it was blatantly obvious, they'd still huddle up into their filthy cardboard mattress and kiss a photo of Trump and Elon goodnight.
December 19, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I don't actually think MAGAts will ever, genuinely, hit the find out stage. Even if it was blatantly obvious, they'd still huddle up into their filthy cardboard mattress and kiss a photo of Trump and Elon goodnight.
The compulsive liar who's been lying since he was born has continued to lie.
How does one fail an open book test?
By, obviously, never opening one.
How does one fail an open book test?
By, obviously, never opening one.
December 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The compulsive liar who's been lying since he was born has continued to lie.
How does one fail an open book test?
By, obviously, never opening one.
How does one fail an open book test?
By, obviously, never opening one.
Friendly reminder: If you make less than 360k a year, your taxes are increasing. So now a good 95% of you owe more taxes, which I'm sure will make it worse for you to afford the cheap groceries you wanted so much. Wait...Trumps not making them cheaper, huh
Thoughts and Tariffs.
Is America great yet?
Thoughts and Tariffs.
Is America great yet?
December 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Friendly reminder: If you make less than 360k a year, your taxes are increasing. So now a good 95% of you owe more taxes, which I'm sure will make it worse for you to afford the cheap groceries you wanted so much. Wait...Trumps not making them cheaper, huh
Thoughts and Tariffs.
Is America great yet?
Thoughts and Tariffs.
Is America great yet?
Stealing Godpods update? Bold. But let’s be honest, true damnation is a lack of originality.
Which seems to be the case in every single Satan account.
Which seems to be the case in every single Satan account.
Bluesky has gained another 400,000 users.
Hi, new folks! Welcome to Bluesky. I’m your host of hosts, Satan.
Hi, new folks! Welcome to Bluesky. I’m your host of hosts, Satan.
December 19, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Stealing Godpods update? Bold. But let’s be honest, true damnation is a lack of originality.
Which seems to be the case in every single Satan account.
Which seems to be the case in every single Satan account.
If they actually cared about children and babies, abortion would not be the only thing being banned and denied.
December 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
If they actually cared about children and babies, abortion would not be the only thing being banned and denied.
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Maybe students do need Bibles in school. They could have thrown them at the shooter.
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Maybe students do need Bibles in school. They could have thrown them at the shooter.
I see a lot of posts talking about what the "Christian nation" does, and it's all kind things.
I would argue that Christian history needs to be studied. Christianity, after they killed "jesus," was never kind. The easiest way to control masses is by fear and power; and to gain masses? Lying.
I would argue that Christian history needs to be studied. Christianity, after they killed "jesus," was never kind. The easiest way to control masses is by fear and power; and to gain masses? Lying.
December 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I see a lot of posts talking about what the "Christian nation" does, and it's all kind things.
I would argue that Christian history needs to be studied. Christianity, after they killed "jesus," was never kind. The easiest way to control masses is by fear and power; and to gain masses? Lying.
I would argue that Christian history needs to be studied. Christianity, after they killed "jesus," was never kind. The easiest way to control masses is by fear and power; and to gain masses? Lying.
Movies let you believe that good always wins.
The world is proof that that would never happen.
The world is proof that that would never happen.
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Movies let you believe that good always wins.
The world is proof that that would never happen.
The world is proof that that would never happen.
Listen, I’m not the most honest guy, but even I can’t sell the idea that someone’s using abortions like they’re a rewards card at the clinic. 'Buy 9, get the 10th free' isn’t a thing, Karen.
Sincerely, Satan (current location: the comments section of any social media debate).
Sincerely, Satan (current location: the comments section of any social media debate).
December 14, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Listen, I’m not the most honest guy, but even I can’t sell the idea that someone’s using abortions like they’re a rewards card at the clinic. 'Buy 9, get the 10th free' isn’t a thing, Karen.
Sincerely, Satan (current location: the comments section of any social media debate).
Sincerely, Satan (current location: the comments section of any social media debate).
You would think I'd be more political considering...I'm not. Plus, my appearance makes no difference when humans wreak havoc as it is.
God really did make so many morons.
God really did make so many morons.
December 14, 2024 at 7:50 AM
You would think I'd be more political considering...I'm not. Plus, my appearance makes no difference when humans wreak havoc as it is.
God really did make so many morons.
God really did make so many morons.
Dexter's could make America...what do they say? Great again.
December 14, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Dexter's could make America...what do they say? Great again.
God has been ignoring my emails to send Nancy Mace down here.
December 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
God has been ignoring my emails to send Nancy Mace down here.
On a serious note though, Avengers: Doomsday is going to be absolutely insane.
December 13, 2024 at 6:50 AM
On a serious note though, Avengers: Doomsday is going to be absolutely insane.
Please, God, cleanse me of the cooties these filthy magats are spreading down here. It's actual torture.
THE FIRE ISN'T EVEN BURNING THEM THEY WANT MORE.
THE FIRE ISN'T EVEN BURNING THEM THEY WANT MORE.
December 13, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Please, God, cleanse me of the cooties these filthy magats are spreading down here. It's actual torture.
THE FIRE ISN'T EVEN BURNING THEM THEY WANT MORE.
THE FIRE ISN'T EVEN BURNING THEM THEY WANT MORE.
My favorite thing in the world is watching people believe in someone (who is a professional liar) only to then get dick slapped in the mouth when the lies are backtracked to what the intelligent already knew.
Keep them open, lover bois.
He's not done fucking you over yet.
Keep them open, lover bois.
He's not done fucking you over yet.
December 13, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My favorite thing in the world is watching people believe in someone (who is a professional liar) only to then get dick slapped in the mouth when the lies are backtracked to what the intelligent already knew.
Keep them open, lover bois.
He's not done fucking you over yet.
Keep them open, lover bois.
He's not done fucking you over yet.
In 2025, they’ll swear in a new president. Meanwhile, I’ll be sitting back, wondering why every election seems to be an audition for the next season of Survivor: Democracy Edition
Actually, this time, it seems like it might lean towards a Fascist Edition
Actually, this time, it seems like it might lean towards a Fascist Edition
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
In 2025, they’ll swear in a new president. Meanwhile, I’ll be sitting back, wondering why every election seems to be an audition for the next season of Survivor: Democracy Edition
Actually, this time, it seems like it might lean towards a Fascist Edition
Actually, this time, it seems like it might lean towards a Fascist Edition
When life gives you lemons, season your enemies.
Bonus points if they're organic.
Bonus points if they're organic.
December 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
When life gives you lemons, season your enemies.
Bonus points if they're organic.
Bonus points if they're organic.