Fent Czar Costello
@beezecostello.bsky.social
band member of Nightdowner. shithead. childless cat lady. have a blog I never update. kill me pls
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Some of you have never been hit in the face with a Wii remote and it shows
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
The 1v1 I really wanna see is a sovereign citizens getting into a car wreck with another sovereign citizen, the logic-stretching from both to not claim responsibility would be like watching a monkey try to fuck a bowling ball
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The 1v1 I really wanna see is a sovereign citizens getting into a car wreck with another sovereign citizen, the logic-stretching from both to not claim responsibility would be like watching a monkey try to fuck a bowling ball
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
March 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
Hey bro did you get dragged out of the Paris catacombs? Because you’re acting like a god damn bonehead
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey bro did you get dragged out of the Paris catacombs? Because you’re acting like a god damn bonehead
One meeting with Mamdani and dipshit starts dressing like the food critic from Ratatouille
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
One meeting with Mamdani and dipshit starts dressing like the food critic from Ratatouille
Discourage negative language!
“I have a alcohol problem” ❌
“I’m in my daydrinking era” ✅
“I have a alcohol problem” ❌
“I’m in my daydrinking era” ✅
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Discourage negative language!
“I have a alcohol problem” ❌
“I’m in my daydrinking era” ✅
“I have a alcohol problem” ❌
“I’m in my daydrinking era” ✅
Ngl I genuinely keep getting Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney mixed up
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ngl I genuinely keep getting Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney mixed up
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New Million-Dollar Idea !! A Dildo shaped like the Statue of Liberty so you can Butt-Fuck Yourself with America !!
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
New Million-Dollar Idea !! A Dildo shaped like the Statue of Liberty so you can Butt-Fuck Yourself with America !!
Tinnitus Andronicus
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tinnitus Andronicus
@schumer.senate.gov is a spineless coward
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@schumer.senate.gov is a spineless coward
“He brown, so he terrorist”
- Andrew Cuomo, actual sexual assaulter of women
- Andrew Cuomo, actual sexual assaulter of women
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“He brown, so he terrorist”
- Andrew Cuomo, actual sexual assaulter of women
- Andrew Cuomo, actual sexual assaulter of women
Someone should ask Davey Havok if assisting the current climate collapse via shifty NFT crypto scams is vegan
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Someone should ask Davey Havok if assisting the current climate collapse via shifty NFT crypto scams is vegan
“Ballad of Chasey Lain” is basically a better version of “Stan”
October 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Ballad of Chasey Lain” is basically a better version of “Stan”
If you need me, you know where to find me: doing Fortnite dances to Christina Aguilera while doing whippets in the Food 4 Less parking lot
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you need me, you know where to find me: doing Fortnite dances to Christina Aguilera while doing whippets in the Food 4 Less parking lot
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
Casino game machines are just Fortnite for baby boomers
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Casino game machines are just Fortnite for baby boomers
Green Day’s best album is Warning
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Green Day’s best album is Warning
Pliny the Elder would’ve had a substack
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Pliny the Elder would’ve had a substack
Live Recip Erdǒgan reaction
September 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Live Recip Erdǒgan reaction
“We hope and expect that the Nazi party will do the right thing”
- Winston Churchill, 4 September 1941
- Winston Churchill, 4 September 1941
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
September 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“We hope and expect that the Nazi party will do the right thing”
- Winston Churchill, 4 September 1941
- Winston Churchill, 4 September 1941
Never will forget the time years ago some hippie lady asked if we had orange soda, I said we had Fanta and she told me she had spent a decade in Japan and that it was ACTUALLY pronounced “fahn-TAH” with heavy emphasis on the TAH
1.) what the fuck are you yapping about,
2.) wrong axis power
1.) what the fuck are you yapping about,
2.) wrong axis power
September 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Never will forget the time years ago some hippie lady asked if we had orange soda, I said we had Fanta and she told me she had spent a decade in Japan and that it was ACTUALLY pronounced “fahn-TAH” with heavy emphasis on the TAH
1.) what the fuck are you yapping about,
2.) wrong axis power
1.) what the fuck are you yapping about,
2.) wrong axis power
Fast forward two weeks:
“Dear Mr. Trump,
Killing those leftist hippies in Portland was very mean. Stop it we’ll be forced to write another letter. We will do absolutely nothing else. Thank you for your time, god bless America.
Signed,
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social”
“Dear Mr. Trump,
Killing those leftist hippies in Portland was very mean. Stop it we’ll be forced to write another letter. We will do absolutely nothing else. Thank you for your time, god bless America.
Signed,
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social”
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fast forward two weeks:
“Dear Mr. Trump,
Killing those leftist hippies in Portland was very mean. Stop it we’ll be forced to write another letter. We will do absolutely nothing else. Thank you for your time, god bless America.
Signed,
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social”
“Dear Mr. Trump,
Killing those leftist hippies in Portland was very mean. Stop it we’ll be forced to write another letter. We will do absolutely nothing else. Thank you for your time, god bless America.
Signed,
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social”
Can’t wait for the strongly worded letter @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social writes to the admin when civilians are being openly executed in Portland. Such bold and brave leadership we have in the dem party, I’m sure another letter will make them stop
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can’t wait for the strongly worded letter @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social writes to the admin when civilians are being openly executed in Portland. Such bold and brave leadership we have in the dem party, I’m sure another letter will make them stop
Top Gun 3 is gonna be about drone based warfare. It’s only shot using webcam camera angles like Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. There is a scene where Maverick struggles to use an Xbox 360 controller
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Top Gun 3 is gonna be about drone based warfare. It’s only shot using webcam camera angles like Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. There is a scene where Maverick struggles to use an Xbox 360 controller