trapped!!

it’s bread

for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr

will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

new house is like five doors down from an arborist! chip drops are about to go craaaazy

little farmers market haul also featuring foraged American persimmons and home canned giardiniera~

some stuff

husband said ‘oh hell yeah’ under his breath while working on something earlier so naturally our toddler has been running around the house screaming ‘OH HELL HEAH’ ever since.

seeing some discourse about giving out invite codes publicly on Twitter, and as someone who benefitted from that I just want to assure everyone that I’m a fucking menace :)

Hello new Twitter, today I’m canning a giant batch of giardiniera. Pls clap, ty.

already have more followers than my husband, ty all

harvested a ton of poblanos yesterday

I’m here now and I’m drinking canned wine,, hello