An amendment to the bill that if you voted for him you’re legally required to buy the cologne

AOC correctly reading the room that he’s super weak and very beatable.

Fellas, is dropping atomic bombs gay?

Dug up his corpse just to bury him deeper.

Respect to Kendrick Lamar for doing the Super Bowl so mainstream publications have to write up explainers on how he thoroughly buried Drake. Next-level game.

When I want my brain to hurt, I try to imagine viewing God as a father who loves us so much that He'll leave the 99, who loves us so much He'll send his son to die for our eternity, an all-powerful God ... creating a bunch of people he wants you to hate bc of geography or physical characteristics.

The time will come when you want us to believe you didn't know this would happen and it's not your fault, but I'm not going to forget your full-throated support of cruelty and constant belittling of those who tried to warn you, so let me be clear in advance that I do not and will not forgive you.

Yes, yes, I know it wasn't the price of eggs that made you do this, but dunking on you for egg prices is socially easier than calling you a racist Nazi-sympathizer to your face like you deserve.

"I disagree with Trump on most things, but I think he's probably right on [issue]" is a GREAT time to examine how you got this one issue really wrong and what your bias or bigotry might be that led you to it.

A clever move would be to let your proxy go out and publicly do all the really bad things you want done and then, once those things were basically irreversible, arrest that guy for all the illegal stuff he did in public and seize all his assets.

Just like The Bible, Republicans are really flexible on which parts of the Constitution matter and which parts don't.

Has anyone considered that the V television series from the 1980s was purposefully on-the-nose, so we wouldn't be suspicious of the reptilian aliens when they showed up and took over our government?

An app that searches my socials to find mutuals who claimed Project 2025 was a hoax and screenshots their posts.

Every movie franchise, television show, book series, and comic book you ever loved warned you not to become this, but there you sit, a bootlicking apologist for fascism who would rather give your money to billionaires than suffer the emotional torture of caring about anyone but yourself.

I’m not someone who roots for things to fail, but running ads for a Rated-R horror film during women’s college basketball at noon on a Saturday is such an a-hole move that I hope everyone involved with Wolf Man has nightmares for a month.

The response to the California wildfires from the political right reminds us that there are always new lows for these ghouls to find. As long as I live, I'll never fully understand how so many people have been conned into supporting this.

Listening to the Cine-Files and @therochasays.bsky.social cover my favorite Christmas movies and finding so much joy in their 3-part deep dive into DIE HARD. As John says, "it's an f'n classic!" Great movie. Great analysis. Gonna go watch it again!