The Prince II: The Princening
@beetle-prince.bsky.social
OJ | 25 | He/Him | Gay | Autistic | Poly + Taken
Got unceremoniously, randomly locked out of my profile on the other app last month for no reason, so now I'm setting up shop over here. If you see anyone around who's wondering where I went - I'm here!
Got unceremoniously, randomly locked out of my profile on the other app last month for no reason, so now I'm setting up shop over here. If you see anyone around who's wondering where I went - I'm here!
Modern-Day AU Beanie Noya means so much to me btw
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Modern-Day AU Beanie Noya means so much to me btw
Need those rolls looking like raspberry ripple ice cream from rapid, sustained, high-intensity, capacity-pushing blubberifying
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Need those rolls looking like raspberry ripple ice cream from rapid, sustained, high-intensity, capacity-pushing blubberifying
Yesssssssssssssss we LOVE fucked up creeps in this house (they're in my walls and under my bed)
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yesssssssssssssss we LOVE fucked up creeps in this house (they're in my walls and under my bed)
We should get you one just to watch you crush it flat junkyard style
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We should get you one just to watch you crush it flat junkyard style
LOVE the clarifications of "Marino (horny) and Leo (wide)"
It's like, in other news, water was seen in the ocean today
It's like, in other news, water was seen in the ocean today
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
LOVE the clarifications of "Marino (horny) and Leo (wide)"
It's like, in other news, water was seen in the ocean today
It's like, in other news, water was seen in the ocean today
"Dude are you seriously trying to get fatter? Like, on purpose?"
"Sure am! Wanna help?"
"Sure am! Wanna help?"
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Dude are you seriously trying to get fatter? Like, on purpose?"
"Sure am! Wanna help?"
"Sure am! Wanna help?"
"Scally or Skeksis" absolutely sent me omfg
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Scally or Skeksis" absolutely sent me omfg
TORTAAAAAAAA
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
TORTAAAAAAAA
The concept of every fan that got backstage passes having this done to them.... 20+ minute wait intervals while he gets hauled back onto his feet by 4 helpers, fed something to keep him going, and allowed to catch his breath so he can insult the next poor sap while the last one is dragged away...
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The concept of every fan that got backstage passes having this done to them.... 20+ minute wait intervals while he gets hauled back onto his feet by 4 helpers, fed something to keep him going, and allowed to catch his breath so he can insult the next poor sap while the last one is dragged away...
"It can't be much more than a couple of pounds of food max" is a deliriously hedonistic sentence to just...throw out casually, especially in regards to a midday meal.
You, sir, truly are an immense fatass - one that will surely be saying the exact same sentence about "only" 3lbs of food in a year
You, sir, truly are an immense fatass - one that will surely be saying the exact same sentence about "only" 3lbs of food in a year
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"It can't be much more than a couple of pounds of food max" is a deliriously hedonistic sentence to just...throw out casually, especially in regards to a midday meal.
You, sir, truly are an immense fatass - one that will surely be saying the exact same sentence about "only" 3lbs of food in a year
You, sir, truly are an immense fatass - one that will surely be saying the exact same sentence about "only" 3lbs of food in a year
I'm frantically working on constructing a time loop that traps you in a repeating thanksgiving loop until you reach 800lbs, I'll try and have it up and running ASAP!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm frantically working on constructing a time loop that traps you in a repeating thanksgiving loop until you reach 800lbs, I'll try and have it up and running ASAP!!!
YEAH BABEYYYYYYY
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
YEAH BABEYYYYYYY
"I built this body brick by brick" except the bricks they're talking about are industrial bakery butter blocks
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"I built this body brick by brick" except the bricks they're talking about are industrial bakery butter blocks
Huge blubbery boyfailures my beloveds <3
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Huge blubbery boyfailures my beloveds <3
Considering what he will eventually look like given his ego-driven, hedonistic life of constant dopamine-chasing empty indulgence...I'd say he's still quite skinny
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Considering what he will eventually look like given his ego-driven, hedonistic life of constant dopamine-chasing empty indulgence...I'd say he's still quite skinny
He could never be in an episode of House Fancy
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He could never be in an episode of House Fancy
Thank you, I aim to please
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thank you, I aim to please
The concept of 2 guys being the exact same weight down to the half-pound scale but one of them is a boneless wobbling pile of chub and butter that cab barely lift his arms while the other is an olympic-level beefy strongman who regularly tows entire trucks for sport....
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The concept of 2 guys being the exact same weight down to the half-pound scale but one of them is a boneless wobbling pile of chub and butter that cab barely lift his arms while the other is an olympic-level beefy strongman who regularly tows entire trucks for sport....
Least hedonistic JL backstage groupie experience (I am screaming this is SO GOOD)
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Least hedonistic JL backstage groupie experience (I am screaming this is SO GOOD)
If you go far enough back in The Playlist you get generation-defining heavy hitters like Beyoncé and Lady Gaga next to Epic Rap Battles of History or assorted video game fan songs (tbh this still happens currently but it's more prevalent the further down you go)
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you go far enough back in The Playlist you get generation-defining heavy hitters like Beyoncé and Lady Gaga next to Epic Rap Battles of History or assorted video game fan songs (tbh this still happens currently but it's more prevalent the further down you go)
You've never felt musical whiplash until you finish a Pavarotti opera piece and then the next thing that plays is a 2000s eurotrash club slut track that randomly topped the UK charts for like 2 days in 2015
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You've never felt musical whiplash until you finish a Pavarotti opera piece and then the next thing that plays is a 2000s eurotrash club slut track that randomly topped the UK charts for like 2 days in 2015
It's genuinely so fun to scroll through a decade+ of music since I can actively listen to my tastes change from year to year, or sometimes even from month to month. There's one section in there that's just all my favourite classical music pieces that I added all at once in a great big chunk
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's genuinely so fun to scroll through a decade+ of music since I can actively listen to my tastes change from year to year, or sometimes even from month to month. There's one section in there that's just all my favourite classical music pieces that I added all at once in a great big chunk
You can pry my single massive 97.5hr unsorted music playlist that I've been making since 2013 (and have never deleted any songs off of) from my cold dead hands
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You can pry my single massive 97.5hr unsorted music playlist that I've been making since 2013 (and have never deleted any songs off of) from my cold dead hands
You're so right omg
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You're so right omg