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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan)
@beethammy.bsky.social
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dull, boring, and miserable
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special fuck you to state stuff souvenirs. ai generated slop made in the usa 😍
souvenir stickers of new mexico but it’s ai generated texas souvenir stickers made by the same company, also ai generated
June 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
liminal space ass bathroom
#liminalspace #interior #backrooms
dim yellow tinted bathroom with blue stalls dimly lit corner of a bathroom next to the door
June 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
the gila stole my heart AND beat my ass
#gila #nationalforest #newmexico
blue sky with green trees in a canyon and mountains in the background blue sky with hills and a large rock canyon with plants and cactus canyon cliff sticking out over plants and a blue sky
June 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
wait a minute
a screenshot of my display name being "#1 ginger ale fan" because I forgot that was my name until right after I posted that I'm not a fan of anything
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
can’t stop thinking about this
an evil looking emoji with sharp rows of teeth and a look of suspicious desire in its eyes
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
beethammy.bsky.social
here are some "vintage bootleg" t-shirts I designed for my favorite movie, which is creep. 🐺🪓
#graphicdesign #shirtdesign #design #peachfuzz #creep
A mockup of a t-shirt with a red background. The movie title Creep is at the bottom of the design in a light orange color. In primary red in the top left corner is an image of Josef with a smaller image of Aaron to the right. A barely visible silhouette of Josef at the top of a staircase is in the middle above the text. A mockup of a t-shirt with a green background. The text creep is at the top of the design in a green-yellow color. Images of the characters looking away from each other is at the bottom. Josef on the left and Aaron on the right. Above them in the background is an image of them hugging at the miracle waters of the heart. In the top right corner sits a small image of the J+A written inside a heart by Josef. A mockup of a t-shirt with a blue background. The text tubby is at the top of the design, and the text time is at the bottom. In the middle to the left is an image of Josef's face up close while he's lying in the bathtub. To the right is a smaller cutout image of Josef during the tubby time scene. A mockup of a t-shirt with an orange background. The text Peachfuzz is at the bottom in orange and yellow. An image of Peachfuzz is front and center of the design, with blue-tinted close-up images of Peachfuzz during his song scene surrounds him in the background.
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
beethammy.bsky.social
I found this suspicious flyer while out for a walk today. I’m not sure if I should trust it, but I would really like some juice.
#graphicdesign #posterdesign #weirdcore #weirdart
a flyer lying on the ground that says "I've got so much juice" at the top. below is a poorly drawn bottle with the label "so much juice." more text at the bottom says: come get this juice. next line: open noon to midnight on every 2nd and 3rd Monday. next line: located at the end of the longest driveway on planet earth. next line: juice prices depend of the type pf juice you purchase. next line: juice types available. next line: orange, peach, apple, pineapple, grape, strawberry, cherry, lime, lemon, banana, watermelon, kiwi, dragon fruit, blueberry, pear, pomegranate. next line: I can turn anything you bring me into juice. next line: custom juice prices will be discussed after juice has been made.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
beethammy.bsky.social
I think everyone should know that I graduated from #Harvard last year, and to prove it, here's my diploma.
November 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
I kinda hate these trends, but as someone who likes to think others care about my interests, I’m participating

Introduce yourself with

One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
Frankenstein by Mary Shelly. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about this book. Creep. This movie holds a special place in my heart and I love that it was made by just 3 guys. (At least I think it was. I have the dvd and listened to the commentary version and I think they said only 3 people worked on this movie and most of it was improvised.) Happy Birthday by Blood Cultures. This is one of my favorite artists and I have almost all of their songs stuck in my head at all times. I could honestly put any of their albums here but I’ll go with Happy Birthday. Trailer park boys. I don’t have much to say here other than I’ve rewatched this show more times than I can count and it never gets old.
November 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
hello I’m having a terrible week. here’s a shitty pumpkin carving of a white pikmin I tried doing 3 days ago but hurt my finger so I gave up and now it’s molding.
a molding pumpkin with a white pikmin carved into it
October 30, 2024 at 4:35 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
feeling #blessed with my bug juice in hand. life doesn’t get any better than this. 💖

#surreal #art #artist #photoshop #weirdcore #dreamcore #poster #design #graphicdesign #photoedit
an extended arm holding a yummy bug juice in front of a scenic hillside with the text "feeling blessed" at the top
October 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
beethammy.bsky.social
update: I found pepsi!

#liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo
a brightly lit walkway with a dark corner containing a pepsi machine
October 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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I just wanted a pepsi :((( where the hell am I…??

#liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo
dimly lit walkway with an exit door dimly lit walkway leading to unknown area a curved staircase leading down into a basement with open doors a dark steep staircase leading up to an unknown area
October 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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here’s a collage of my magnum opus: the blugg newspaper. it’s a dumb little newspaper I created that has a variety of topics, all of which are written by me, of course. if you wanna actually read it, you can here: blugg.beehiiv.com

#graphicdesign #illustrator #writer #art #newspaper
a collage of newspapers with dumb topics
October 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
beethammy.bsky.social
exploiting my cat bc he’s old and I don’t have much time left
An old blonde cat glaring at you.
October 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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where I post from!

I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖
October 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM