house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan)
@beethammy.bsky.social
dull, boring, and miserable
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I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖
I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖
fuck credit cards I’m getting cane’s
July 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
fuck credit cards I’m getting cane’s
people who go into public bathrooms blasting ass and tiktok from their phone are a different breed
July 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
people who go into public bathrooms blasting ass and tiktok from their phone are a different breed
special fuck you to state stuff souvenirs. ai generated slop made in the usa 😍
June 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
special fuck you to state stuff souvenirs. ai generated slop made in the usa 😍
June 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
June 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AI assistant, how do I wipe my own ass?
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
AI assistant, how do I wipe my own ass?
wearing my x-men shirt to work as a political statement
May 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
wearing my x-men shirt to work as a political statement
witnessed someone in nursing school use chatgpt to take healthcare notes. this might be the end of us. 🫡
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
witnessed someone in nursing school use chatgpt to take healthcare notes. this might be the end of us. 🫡
AI got me so fucked up I’m about to buy an encyclopedia set
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
AI got me so fucked up I’m about to buy an encyclopedia set
at the lake where I saw a truck with trump decal confidently go down a one-way road despite passing multiple wrong-way signs, further proving maga doesn't know how to read.
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
at the lake where I saw a truck with trump decal confidently go down a one-way road despite passing multiple wrong-way signs, further proving maga doesn't know how to read.
you know it’s quiet when the ears start ringing
May 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
you know it’s quiet when the ears start ringing
I'm not a fan of anything
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm not a fan of anything
bitches hate it when you hit them with the critical thinking
April 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
bitches hate it when you hit them with the critical thinking
ant orgy on the window and the landlord says it's MY fault…
April 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
ant orgy on the window and the landlord says it's MY fault…
just kinda sick and tired :/
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
just kinda sick and tired :/
speedrunning heartache by scrolling through the Illinois subreddit as someone who lives in Oklahoma
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
speedrunning heartache by scrolling through the Illinois subreddit as someone who lives in Oklahoma
getting real tired of 20th-century dystopian novels becoming reality
April 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
getting real tired of 20th-century dystopian novels becoming reality
my dream job has always been to screw in little screws to make iphones but unfortunately I might be too old to get into that line of work
April 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my dream job has always been to screw in little screws to make iphones but unfortunately I might be too old to get into that line of work
as an american I’ve often wondered how much my overall health would improve if I lived in a country with better food regulations
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
as an american I’ve often wondered how much my overall health would improve if I lived in a country with better food regulations
a few mortal meatsack men with money think they can control the world?
March 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
a few mortal meatsack men with money think they can control the world?
profusely listening to edm in times of uncertainty
February 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
profusely listening to edm in times of uncertainty
can’t stop thinking about this
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
can’t stop thinking about this
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE. TRUST NO ONE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE. TRUST NO ONE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
I’m wearing red every day in 2036
January 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m wearing red every day in 2036
all artists suffer from chronic pain
December 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
all artists suffer from chronic pain