Lord Beestonia
@beestonia.bsky.social
Faux Lord.
Hyper. Local. Writer, Journalism course leader, sometime author and ghost. Founder, @TheBeestonian Occasionally known as mere Matt Turpin. lordmattbeestonia@gmail.com
Hyper. Local. Writer, Journalism course leader, sometime author and ghost. Founder, @TheBeestonian Occasionally known as mere Matt Turpin. lordmattbeestonia@gmail.com
True, though tonight my son asked, and I agreed, for a Scotland kit for him. When the third Scot goal went in I did feel a little pain in my wallet, which at least conforms to some national stereotypes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
True, though tonight my son asked, and I agreed, for a Scotland kit for him. When the third Scot goal went in I did feel a little pain in my wallet, which at least conforms to some national stereotypes.
That was like a day at Alton Towers compressed into 90 minutes, then another week at Alton Towers compressed into the final five mins.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That was like a day at Alton Towers compressed into 90 minutes, then another week at Alton Towers compressed into the final five mins.
Happily!
Until the inevitable crashing out in the group stage and me swiftly washing the saltaire off my face
Until the inevitable crashing out in the group stage and me swiftly washing the saltaire off my face
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happily!
Until the inevitable crashing out in the group stage and me swiftly washing the saltaire off my face
Until the inevitable crashing out in the group stage and me swiftly washing the saltaire off my face
Tbh the only time I've ever thought I could be a stand up is in the back of the cab slurring my way through a half-remembered anecdote to a driver politely laughing in the faint hope of getting a decent tip
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tbh the only time I've ever thought I could be a stand up is in the back of the cab slurring my way through a half-remembered anecdote to a driver politely laughing in the faint hope of getting a decent tip
I can arrange some minted mushy peas and a Cock On a Stick?
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can arrange some minted mushy peas and a Cock On a Stick?
Aren't they...aren't they facing the wrong way?
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Aren't they...aren't they facing the wrong way?
Me, feeling embarrassed on realisation.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me, feeling embarrassed on realisation.
My raspberry canes are still fruiting. Previous record was Halloween.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My raspberry canes are still fruiting. Previous record was Halloween.
Brilliant, and much deserved. A credit to local journalism.
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Brilliant, and much deserved. A credit to local journalism.
DO IT
a man is standing in front of a wall with the words `` it 's the most difficult stage of the mission '' written on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a wall with the words `` it 's the most difficult stage of the mission '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
DO IT