i had a subway guy who was constantly asking if i got laid recently. i had to just stop going in there

extraction shooter where you have to get out of the vatican with the pope's stuff before getting knocked off by the other cardinals

no wonder i can never find the lunch room

oppenheimer should never have developed the percentage

wish i had checked in with my wife before i gave up pillars of salt

maybe confederacy of dunces, moby dick? i havent read much of it but maybe in search of lost time would fit

people put out bird feeders but what they should really be putting out is some joyce or woolf

lame duck trudeau ramming throuhg his anti car agenda on his way out...