i get 3 pay checks this month due to the way they printed the weeks on the calendar. which basically means im getting a 50% raise. but then next month theyre knocking my pay down 33% which is pretty fucked up when i didnt do anything wrong
May 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i get 3 pay checks this month due to the way they printed the weeks on the calendar. which basically means im getting a 50% raise. but then next month theyre knocking my pay down 33% which is pretty fucked up when i didnt do anything wrong
holy shit... the queen died
April 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
holy shit... the queen died
did u know, if you watched one episode of star trek: deep space nine every week, and took a break for july through september, it would take seven whole years to watch every episode. damn!
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
did u know, if you watched one episode of star trek: deep space nine every week, and took a break for july through september, it would take seven whole years to watch every episode. damn!
numbers... they can be used for such good, or such evil...
April 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
numbers... they can be used for such good, or such evil...
one of those morning routine aspirational video guys had the same cheap coffee grinder i bought at bed bath and beyond that broke after six months of use. i was going to follow their guidance on how to live my life but now i'm not so sure...
March 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
one of those morning routine aspirational video guys had the same cheap coffee grinder i bought at bed bath and beyond that broke after six months of use. i was going to follow their guidance on how to live my life but now i'm not so sure...
im listening to marnie stern 'this it and i am it and you are it and so is that and he is it and she is it and it is it and that is that'
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
im listening to marnie stern 'this it and i am it and you are it and so is that and he is it and she is it and it is it and that is that'
im listening to true widow 'as high as the highest heavens and from the center to the circumference of the earth'
March 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
im listening to true widow 'as high as the highest heavens and from the center to the circumference of the earth'
im listening to ...and you will know us by the trail of dead 'source tags and codes'
March 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
im listening to ...and you will know us by the trail of dead 'source tags and codes'
im still at work. whereas i would rather not be. they only pay you if youre at work. even if its no fun. its a hell of a system.
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
im still at work. whereas i would rather not be. they only pay you if youre at work. even if its no fun. its a hell of a system.
saying 'best regards' at the end of the phone call
February 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
saying 'best regards' at the end of the phone call
i would hate to go to the super bowl. those guys dont even get to see all the cool ads. also i dont like football that much.
February 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i would hate to go to the super bowl. those guys dont even get to see all the cool ads. also i dont like football that much.
man its like you turn 36 years 5 months 22 days old and your body just starts falling apart
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
man its like you turn 36 years 5 months 22 days old and your body just starts falling apart
some times at my new place when im reading a book in the morning a pigeon or a magpie will come sit on my balcony railing for a while. this morning it was 3 pigeons and one of them spun around in place like five or six times. great stuff
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
some times at my new place when im reading a book in the morning a pigeon or a magpie will come sit on my balcony railing for a while. this morning it was 3 pigeons and one of them spun around in place like five or six times. great stuff
bad news for all the drivers out there
January 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
bad news for all the drivers out there
"hoppy brew year "
-the beer pal
-the beer pal
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"hoppy brew year "
-the beer pal
-the beer pal
[people posting that groceries have gotten expensive lately] yeah so true its hard out there
[people posting their grocery bill] well you bought the wrong kind of potatoes didnt you you fucking moron
[people posting their grocery bill] well you bought the wrong kind of potatoes didnt you you fucking moron
December 31, 2024 at 5:28 PM
[people posting that groceries have gotten expensive lately] yeah so true its hard out there
[people posting their grocery bill] well you bought the wrong kind of potatoes didnt you you fucking moron
[people posting their grocery bill] well you bought the wrong kind of potatoes didnt you you fucking moron
[rolling up sleeves] Alright... Let's wipe
December 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
[rolling up sleeves] Alright... Let's wipe
check out this percentage: 87% pretty nice huh
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
check out this percentage: 87% pretty nice huh
thinking about the time i convinced a world of warcraft guild mate that i had never seen the moon because you can't see it from canada
December 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
thinking about the time i convinced a world of warcraft guild mate that i had never seen the moon because you can't see it from canada
do yall think my home is burning down right now? im not home so i cant check at the moment
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
do yall think my home is burning down right now? im not home so i cant check at the moment
thai kitchen curry paste sucks ass! signed, the aroy-d gang
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
thai kitchen curry paste sucks ass! signed, the aroy-d gang
orthodontist starved for creative expression. nobody want to let him 'get a little funky with it'
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
orthodontist starved for creative expression. nobody want to let him 'get a little funky with it'