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Local Warlord ⚔️
Avoiding the Noid & Gleaming the Cube 24/7
Veteran of the Blockbuster Wars 📼
J-Tex Corp Intern 🎌
Host of Time Limit Draw & Army of Dorkness
Hilariously Blocked by the Musee Louvre on Twitter
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’m still holding out hope for a Johnny Blaze figure.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all the brave men and women who served.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My annual October request that there should be Ray’s Occult pop up shops around the country that sell Ghosbusters merch & all manner of spooky & supernatural paraphernalia every October. @danaykroyd.bsky.social @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social
@spirithalloweenie.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🎶One stroke over the line, sweet Jesus
One stroke over the line
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line🎶
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🎶I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more honey we come across
The more jalapeños we see🎶

-chorus of Mo Honey, Mo Jalapeños
July 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
July 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
RIP to the inventor of Eggs Erroneous. Kamp Kikakee will never be the same without you, Chef.
June 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm Dave, and I'm Chainsaw, and we want to welcome YOU to the first day of Summer 2025!
June 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
🎶 He’ll expose you, when he snows you
Offer feed with the crumbs he throws you
He’s ferocious and he knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he’s a spy, He’s got Bongino eyes 🎶
June 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
June 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There will be many tweets today about the phenomena that was Sabu. I’ll echo statements of constantly seeing his name in wrestling mags of his exploits in Japan before actually seeing a match of his. Sabu was every bit a suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death–defying maniac. RIP☝️
May 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Already felt the sting of the Toy Tariff Prices. In 2024 we bought the “Count Vegetarian” Count Duckula figure. He was $48, but worth it cause we loved the toon as a kid. Just paid the balance for “Maid Servant” aka Nanny, and thanks to President Fucko’s Tariffs she’s now $68. Wild.
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
One of my favorite movies is The Pope Must Die.
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hope you had a nice May Day.
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The officer in question: Colonel Newton B. Lord. Dude was just doing stuff for the LOLs. Got a brandy for himself & his HORSE at the bar, squeezed off a few rounds into the bar’s ceiling, left, showed off to the people outside, then went back for Round 2 for him & his horse.
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The sheer absurdity of this quote got me laughing pretty. “I do not desire to consume the time of the Court…”

(Proceeds to submit 3000 word defense)
April 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Randomly discovered a book at my local library called “Curmudgeons, Drunkards, & Outright Fools: Courts-Martial of Civil War Union Colonels”, and it’s great. I’m only a few court martials in thus far, but it’s absolutely fascinating.
April 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
April 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Went to take out the trash about an hour and somebody deposited a car door in my alley. It wasn’t there at 6pm when I got home. I also still don’t know why someone turned the blue can upside down and wrote “Do Not Use!” That’s been like that since Monday.
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Val Kilmer was a wonderful actor who played so many memorable characters over the years. Do yourself a favor, watch some of his films this week. The well known & even the lesser known ones like The Salton Sea. RIP Val.
April 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
April 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM