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Beelze
@beelzebats.bsky.social
28, Autistic, Clown Obsessed
The thing about pent up anger and frustration is that once I'm mad I need to hit things violently with hammers until I'm calm agaiin
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My Bluesky is 50% nonsense 50% teeth-shattering rage
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Your grandma feels a bit under the weather this year so we won’t invite you, our own son and family member, over for Christmas”
And the award for shittiest family ever goes to…….
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My boyfriend is great at many things.
He is the BEST at disappearing when I need a bit of comfort though. 10/10 gold medalist at fucking off when I need a hug.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Its that time of the year again when I hate everything and everyone
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“I bought you food”
*proceeds to eat your food*
Oh yay.
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me: we barely have money to eat this month please don’t buy useless things
BF: yes this is peak time for buying alcohol and nothing else.
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Any time you hear about loving and caring boyfriends you know they’re lying. Men are incapable of caring about anyone but themselves.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How can conservative republicans claim to hate homosexuality when they gargle another man’s rancid assjuice each and every day?
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Actor person whatever, known for starring in shitfuck and asscrap, has died”
GOOD.
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Officially told that bitch to go fuck herself and I beg to whatever higher power that I don't ever need to hear from her ever again
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Accidentally oversleep and miss a scheduled (VERY IMPORTANT) meeting?
No problem! The social workers working on your case don't gaf about you and didn't even notice you being missing!
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Instant macaroni my beloved <3
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every now and again I get reminded of that S(u)pine and pronis post like a ww2 veteran ptsd flashback
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Beelze
What is wrong with you, garbage man?

...

And why am I so into you?
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Another day of not eating a goddamn thing because you’re broke <3
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I need Americans to understand that being morbidly obese is not healthy or beautiful.
Just as being morbidly underweight isn’t beautiful or healthy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me, a toddler; gogo gaga
My pancreas;
a pile of dirt and dust on a white background
ALT: a pile of dirt and dust on a white background
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Rickle Pick
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I can’t stand this fake ass hoe of a social worker that I’ve been assigned. All smiles and giggles and “we’ve got your best interest in mind” yet NOTHING happening. All promises and no payout.
“Oh you’ll get help next week” FOR THREE MONTHS IN A ROW.
Next time s he calls I’m out. Fuck that bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm betting my entire life savings on Imu being a representative of, or even Mother Ocean itself.
I mean come on, IMU is literally the Japanese word for Ocean spelled backwards.
#OPspoilers
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Harald, baby, if they;
Dress like villains, talk like villains, make plans like villains, have a power-structure like villains, make deals like villains, worship a faceless "god" like villains and brand YOU like a villain
There's a good chance they're not trustworthy!!!!!
#op1168
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pickle Tick
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Social worker(frowning): So... more money(ugh) would make you happier?

BITCH YES?????????????? IF I HAD MONEY ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED?????? I COULD BUY NEW CLOTHES AND GROCERIES AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT A CAFE?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM