Officially told that bitch to go fuck herself and I beg to whatever higher power that I don't ever need to hear from her ever again
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Officially told that bitch to go fuck herself and I beg to whatever higher power that I don't ever need to hear from her ever again
Accidentally oversleep and miss a scheduled (VERY IMPORTANT) meeting?
No problem! The social workers working on your case don't gaf about you and didn't even notice you being missing!
No problem! The social workers working on your case don't gaf about you and didn't even notice you being missing!
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Accidentally oversleep and miss a scheduled (VERY IMPORTANT) meeting?
No problem! The social workers working on your case don't gaf about you and didn't even notice you being missing!
No problem! The social workers working on your case don't gaf about you and didn't even notice you being missing!
Instant macaroni my beloved <3
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Instant macaroni my beloved <3
Every now and again I get reminded of that S(u)pine and pronis post like a ww2 veteran ptsd flashback
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every now and again I get reminded of that S(u)pine and pronis post like a ww2 veteran ptsd flashback
Reposted by Beelze
What is wrong with you, garbage man?
...
And why am I so into you?
...
And why am I so into you?
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What is wrong with you, garbage man?
...
And why am I so into you?
...
And why am I so into you?
Another day of not eating a goddamn thing because you’re broke <3
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Another day of not eating a goddamn thing because you’re broke <3
I need Americans to understand that being morbidly obese is not healthy or beautiful.
Just as being morbidly underweight isn’t beautiful or healthy.
Just as being morbidly underweight isn’t beautiful or healthy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need Americans to understand that being morbidly obese is not healthy or beautiful.
Just as being morbidly underweight isn’t beautiful or healthy.
Just as being morbidly underweight isn’t beautiful or healthy.
Me, a toddler; gogo gaga
My pancreas;
My pancreas;
a pile of dirt and dust on a white background
ALT: a pile of dirt and dust on a white background
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me, a toddler; gogo gaga
My pancreas;
My pancreas;
I can’t stand this fake ass hoe of a social worker that I’ve been assigned. All smiles and giggles and “we’ve got your best interest in mind” yet NOTHING happening. All promises and no payout.
“Oh you’ll get help next week” FOR THREE MONTHS IN A ROW.
Next time s he calls I’m out. Fuck that bitch.
“Oh you’ll get help next week” FOR THREE MONTHS IN A ROW.
Next time s he calls I’m out. Fuck that bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can’t stand this fake ass hoe of a social worker that I’ve been assigned. All smiles and giggles and “we’ve got your best interest in mind” yet NOTHING happening. All promises and no payout.
“Oh you’ll get help next week” FOR THREE MONTHS IN A ROW.
Next time s he calls I’m out. Fuck that bitch.
“Oh you’ll get help next week” FOR THREE MONTHS IN A ROW.
Next time s he calls I’m out. Fuck that bitch.
I'm betting my entire life savings on Imu being a representative of, or even Mother Ocean itself.
I mean come on, IMU is literally the Japanese word for Ocean spelled backwards.
#OPspoilers
I mean come on, IMU is literally the Japanese word for Ocean spelled backwards.
#OPspoilers
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm betting my entire life savings on Imu being a representative of, or even Mother Ocean itself.
I mean come on, IMU is literally the Japanese word for Ocean spelled backwards.
#OPspoilers
I mean come on, IMU is literally the Japanese word for Ocean spelled backwards.
#OPspoilers
Harald, baby, if they;
Dress like villains, talk like villains, make plans like villains, have a power-structure like villains, make deals like villains, worship a faceless "god" like villains and brand YOU like a villain
There's a good chance they're not trustworthy!!!!!
#op1168
Dress like villains, talk like villains, make plans like villains, have a power-structure like villains, make deals like villains, worship a faceless "god" like villains and brand YOU like a villain
There's a good chance they're not trustworthy!!!!!
#op1168
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Harald, baby, if they;
Dress like villains, talk like villains, make plans like villains, have a power-structure like villains, make deals like villains, worship a faceless "god" like villains and brand YOU like a villain
There's a good chance they're not trustworthy!!!!!
#op1168
Dress like villains, talk like villains, make plans like villains, have a power-structure like villains, make deals like villains, worship a faceless "god" like villains and brand YOU like a villain
There's a good chance they're not trustworthy!!!!!
#op1168
Social worker(frowning): So... more money(ugh) would make you happier?
BITCH YES?????????????? IF I HAD MONEY ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED?????? I COULD BUY NEW CLOTHES AND GROCERIES AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT A CAFE?!
BITCH YES?????????????? IF I HAD MONEY ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED?????? I COULD BUY NEW CLOTHES AND GROCERIES AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT A CAFE?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Social worker(frowning): So... more money(ugh) would make you happier?
BITCH YES?????????????? IF I HAD MONEY ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED?????? I COULD BUY NEW CLOTHES AND GROCERIES AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT A CAFE?!
BITCH YES?????????????? IF I HAD MONEY ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED?????? I COULD BUY NEW CLOTHES AND GROCERIES AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT A CAFE?!
“Man belonging to a nazi party revealed to be a nazi”
Really Sweden? You don’t fucking say??????
Really Sweden? You don’t fucking say??????
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“Man belonging to a nazi party revealed to be a nazi”
Really Sweden? You don’t fucking say??????
Really Sweden? You don’t fucking say??????
Also why the fuck am I finding Sämlor in stores in DECEMBER
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also why the fuck am I finding Sämlor in stores in DECEMBER
We have a saying in Sweden that goes something like this; “En bevakad kanna kokar sällan” which roughly translates to “An observed kettle rarely boils”
And fucking hell is that true
Took me like 10 min to boil a cup of coffee.
And fucking hell is that true
Took me like 10 min to boil a cup of coffee.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We have a saying in Sweden that goes something like this; “En bevakad kanna kokar sällan” which roughly translates to “An observed kettle rarely boils”
And fucking hell is that true
Took me like 10 min to boil a cup of coffee.
And fucking hell is that true
Took me like 10 min to boil a cup of coffee.
Oh wow-
Tried “American” cereal for the first time and I feel so fucking bloated and icky.
Never again q_q
Tried “American” cereal for the first time and I feel so fucking bloated and icky.
Never again q_q
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh wow-
Tried “American” cereal for the first time and I feel so fucking bloated and icky.
Never again q_q
Tried “American” cereal for the first time and I feel so fucking bloated and icky.
Never again q_q
A: Hey don't run into brick walls you'll get hurt.
B; uhM akShuLLY I'm the master at running into brick walls I know what I'm doing.
*2 weeks later*
B: Omg my face is brOKEN! Why didn't you warn me about running into brick walls face first?!?!?!
B; uhM akShuLLY I'm the master at running into brick walls I know what I'm doing.
*2 weeks later*
B: Omg my face is brOKEN! Why didn't you warn me about running into brick walls face first?!?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A: Hey don't run into brick walls you'll get hurt.
B; uhM akShuLLY I'm the master at running into brick walls I know what I'm doing.
*2 weeks later*
B: Omg my face is brOKEN! Why didn't you warn me about running into brick walls face first?!?!?!
B; uhM akShuLLY I'm the master at running into brick walls I know what I'm doing.
*2 weeks later*
B: Omg my face is brOKEN! Why didn't you warn me about running into brick walls face first?!?!?!
Diggy diggy hole: amazing headbanging dwarf action
#DiggyDiggyhole2: Big Mouth ahh animation pared with the worst 2010 Minecraft fan-song *hello fellow kids* ah vibes ever
#DiggyDiggyhole2: Big Mouth ahh animation pared with the worst 2010 Minecraft fan-song *hello fellow kids* ah vibes ever
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Diggy diggy hole: amazing headbanging dwarf action
#DiggyDiggyhole2: Big Mouth ahh animation pared with the worst 2010 Minecraft fan-song *hello fellow kids* ah vibes ever
#DiggyDiggyhole2: Big Mouth ahh animation pared with the worst 2010 Minecraft fan-song *hello fellow kids* ah vibes ever
Yeah so I really dislike when someone is convinced they know what they’re doing, fucks up because of ignorance and then refuses to get advice or help because “I KNOW BEST. NO ONE KNOWS BETTER THAN ME. I AM RIGHT.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yeah so I really dislike when someone is convinced they know what they’re doing, fucks up because of ignorance and then refuses to get advice or help because “I KNOW BEST. NO ONE KNOWS BETTER THAN ME. I AM RIGHT.”
Person A: ok so if you’re going to do this it is important that you know what you’re doing, let me show y-
Person B: ahhhhh I know what I’m doing this is like super easy you don’t need to give me instructions.
Person A: Aight suit yourself
Person B: *FUCKS UP SEVERELY DUE TO INEXPERIENCE*
Person B: ahhhhh I know what I’m doing this is like super easy you don’t need to give me instructions.
Person A: Aight suit yourself
Person B: *FUCKS UP SEVERELY DUE TO INEXPERIENCE*
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Person A: ok so if you’re going to do this it is important that you know what you’re doing, let me show y-
Person B: ahhhhh I know what I’m doing this is like super easy you don’t need to give me instructions.
Person A: Aight suit yourself
Person B: *FUCKS UP SEVERELY DUE TO INEXPERIENCE*
Person B: ahhhhh I know what I’m doing this is like super easy you don’t need to give me instructions.
Person A: Aight suit yourself
Person B: *FUCKS UP SEVERELY DUE TO INEXPERIENCE*
People be reusing their disposable razors until they barely function yet throw out and rebuild their entire wardrobe twice a year
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
People be reusing their disposable razors until they barely function yet throw out and rebuild their entire wardrobe twice a year
Don’t do shit for most of the month.
Get random urge to deep clean entire apartment within 3 hours on one random Wednesday.
Get random urge to deep clean entire apartment within 3 hours on one random Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Don’t do shit for most of the month.
Get random urge to deep clean entire apartment within 3 hours on one random Wednesday.
Get random urge to deep clean entire apartment within 3 hours on one random Wednesday.