My bestie turned 50 on the weekend and I broke so many rules. I wore sequins. I did not count my drinks or measure my pours. I did not go to bed on time. I am still so tired.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My bestie turned 50 on the weekend and I broke so many rules. I wore sequins. I did not count my drinks or measure my pours. I did not go to bed on time. I am still so tired.
I think I wanna go old school with a paper planner in 2026 - recommendations?
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think I wanna go old school with a paper planner in 2026 - recommendations?
The Year 11 has back to back exams today which since the exam period is about three months long this year seems very rough. The Year 13 also has an exam this morning so it’s all maths round here.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Year 11 has back to back exams today which since the exam period is about three months long this year seems very rough. The Year 13 also has an exam this morning so it’s all maths round here.
Ok I’ve got one. Someone told me that her hairdresser complimented her on her shiny and full hair and asked what she’d been washing her hair with. Readers, she didn’t confess she’d been washing her hair with Kolorex vaginal care wash because she couldn’t read the bottles in her shower.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ok I’ve got one. Someone told me that her hairdresser complimented her on her shiny and full hair and asked what she’d been washing her hair with. Readers, she didn’t confess she’d been washing her hair with Kolorex vaginal care wash because she couldn’t read the bottles in her shower.
Anyway 💁🏻♀️ “managerial change to create a ‘champion’ of integrity” isn’t the reassuring headline I am looking for
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Anyway 💁🏻♀️ “managerial change to create a ‘champion’ of integrity” isn’t the reassuring headline I am looking for
Badly let down is such a massive understatement, I literally cannot even
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Badly let down is such a massive understatement, I literally cannot even
It’s been a bit of a struggle to find some staggering mundanity in the face of such egregious abuse of power by people who are supposed to be protecting us.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It’s been a bit of a struggle to find some staggering mundanity in the face of such egregious abuse of power by people who are supposed to be protecting us.
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Yes, they say 'a few bad apples', but what kind of organisation keeps letting these 'bad apples' flourish? They protected him when they had enough info to know he was a 'bad apple'. Why did they choose to become a 'bad apple' orchard?
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Yes, they say 'a few bad apples', but what kind of organisation keeps letting these 'bad apples' flourish? They protected him when they had enough info to know he was a 'bad apple'. Why did they choose to become a 'bad apple' orchard?
Lucky I’ve had a great time without Jelly Roll eh
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Lucky I’ve had a great time without Jelly Roll eh
Went to see 104 year old Granny. First, I had to check she could fit me in her social schedule. Secondly, have had three wines in the sun with 104 year old Granny and I reckon I’m worse for the wear than she is.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Went to see 104 year old Granny. First, I had to check she could fit me in her social schedule. Secondly, have had three wines in the sun with 104 year old Granny and I reckon I’m worse for the wear than she is.
Fireworks starting and it’s not even dark 💁🏻♀️
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fireworks starting and it’s not even dark 💁🏻♀️
Making a playlist for my drive to Auckland on Friday and it’s basically just Buckle by Florence + The Machine on repeat.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Making a playlist for my drive to Auckland on Friday and it’s basically just Buckle by Florence + The Machine on repeat.
I want you to know that I will always be here trying to send messages of staggering mundanity and insignificance because I know the scroll is le overwhelmique
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I want you to know that I will always be here trying to send messages of staggering mundanity and insignificance because I know the scroll is le overwhelmique
I have a 1pm meeting. 1pm meetings are the second worst meeting time. 3pm is the worst. Although I don’t really like 11am either. Ok, you got me. I don’t like meetings.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have a 1pm meeting. 1pm meetings are the second worst meeting time. 3pm is the worst. Although I don’t really like 11am either. Ok, you got me. I don’t like meetings.
My lunch break and my 20 year old’s lunch break have lined up so we’re sending each other memes 💓
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My lunch break and my 20 year old’s lunch break have lined up so we’re sending each other memes 💓
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can’t believe nzfirst wants to outlaw small kiwi owned side of the road out of a shipping container interactions with the shiftiest looking divorced dad businesses
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
can’t believe nzfirst wants to outlaw small kiwi owned side of the road out of a shipping container interactions with the shiftiest looking divorced dad businesses
Been awake since the 20 year olds 4:55am alarm went off this morning 🤦🏻♀️ he’s loving the challenge this year - learning curve is a lot less steep and he’s pretty smug he hasn’t vomited, fainted or cried.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Been awake since the 20 year olds 4:55am alarm went off this morning 🤦🏻♀️ he’s loving the challenge this year - learning curve is a lot less steep and he’s pretty smug he hasn’t vomited, fainted or cried.
This year really is the gift that keeps on giving.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This year really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Uni student goes back to factory life for the summer tomorrow 🌟 very grateful he’s been able to get work cos next year we have two uni students to try and support 💸
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Uni student goes back to factory life for the summer tomorrow 🌟 very grateful he’s been able to get work cos next year we have two uni students to try and support 💸
Based on my Facebook and Insta every woman aged between 40-50 did something with the Auckland marathon today
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Based on my Facebook and Insta every woman aged between 40-50 did something with the Auckland marathon today
When your PolSci student moves home for the summer
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When your PolSci student moves home for the summer
Halloween is never really on my radar at all and I just spent ages wondering why the supermarket app is so lolly centric
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Halloween is never really on my radar at all and I just spent ages wondering why the supermarket app is so lolly centric
Guess who didn’t turn her alarm off?
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guess who didn’t turn her alarm off?