I guess it's a good thing I took care of it before squeezing out the lemon juice.

I count encounters and nuts separately, so it'd be one fuck. If the data needs to be extrapolated more, I'd welcome being a data point when you get back to STL.

All of these infographic pieces are wonderful.

Someone invited me over to suck his dick, and the dumb snow is keeping me house-bound.

Fuck, I wish I could catch that load.

Tongue-worship that hairy body from head to toe.

Ha! Guess what I have on the books for tonight, a Monday, at 8PM.

I'm 5'5", and would climb you like a tree.