BeefHunterSTL
@beefhunterstl.bsky.social
Throwaway account devoted to my number one hobby: Your dick.
The main thrust of my service this evening was blowing a guy. The secondary part of my service was informing him that I could full-on see the porn playing on his TV from the street, so he may want to pull down his blinds in future.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The main thrust of my service this evening was blowing a guy. The secondary part of my service was informing him that I could full-on see the porn playing on his TV from the street, so he may want to pull down his blinds in future.
Usually, if someone links their artistic works on Scruff, I'll go take a look/listen, just to be polite. But damn, this hot dude from TX who wants me to fly down there and choke on his cock ALSO makes really great music. Didn't predict I'd be following a guy on Spotify after messaging about his cum.
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Usually, if someone links their artistic works on Scruff, I'll go take a look/listen, just to be polite. But damn, this hot dude from TX who wants me to fly down there and choke on his cock ALSO makes really great music. Didn't predict I'd be following a guy on Spotify after messaging about his cum.
There's a lot wrong in the world. But sometimes... Sometimes, you walk into a house, and a gorgeous, hairy, Syrian daddy is sprawled naked on his bed, waiting for you to come in and orally worship him. And he loves it, and moans, and spews a huge load on your tongue. And you count your blessings.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
There's a lot wrong in the world. But sometimes... Sometimes, you walk into a house, and a gorgeous, hairy, Syrian daddy is sprawled naked on his bed, waiting for you to come in and orally worship him. And he loves it, and moans, and spews a huge load on your tongue. And you count your blessings.
Me: "Finally, I'm getting over this cold. I think I'll go to [FWB's] house if I keep feeling OK."
Husband, with a wink: "OK, but it's been a while since you've been able to suck cock. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, so you should probably practice on me first."
Cleared for active duty!
Husband, with a wink: "OK, but it's been a while since you've been able to suck cock. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, so you should probably practice on me first."
Cleared for active duty!
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Me: "Finally, I'm getting over this cold. I think I'll go to [FWB's] house if I keep feeling OK."
Husband, with a wink: "OK, but it's been a while since you've been able to suck cock. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, so you should probably practice on me first."
Cleared for active duty!
Husband, with a wink: "OK, but it's been a while since you've been able to suck cock. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself, so you should probably practice on me first."
Cleared for active duty!
@desizaddyboyxxx.bsky.social I've been enjoying your reposts, but hope you haven't given up on posting your own content! I miss that hot, furry body.
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
@desizaddyboyxxx.bsky.social I've been enjoying your reposts, but hope you haven't given up on posting your own content! I miss that hot, furry body.
Oops. I just tore a bunch of basil in advance of dinner prep, then jerked off, so now I have a very fresh, herb-scented dick.
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Oops. I just tore a bunch of basil in advance of dinner prep, then jerked off, so now I have a very fresh, herb-scented dick.
It's cold out and I'm still a bit full from dinner and I have a bunch of new video games to play. But a friend is in need and I would like to see a respectable year-end number, so FINE, I GUESS I'll go suck a load out of him.
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's cold out and I'm still a bit full from dinner and I have a bunch of new video games to play. But a friend is in need and I would like to see a respectable year-end number, so FINE, I GUESS I'll go suck a load out of him.
As a fan of data points, I kept track of my body count this year. Upon learning this, my friends insisted I do a bunch of pivot tables to describe trends. I'll do them one better and am putting together a PowerPoint presentation. 2025: My Year in Dicks.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
As a fan of data points, I kept track of my body count this year. Upon learning this, my friends insisted I do a bunch of pivot tables to describe trends. I'll do them one better and am putting together a PowerPoint presentation. 2025: My Year in Dicks.
Met up with a friend last night, and we had so much to talk about, but we also wanted to mess around. Who could have guessed that it's kind of difficult to carry on a normal conversation with a dick lodged down my throat?
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Met up with a friend last night, and we had so much to talk about, but we also wanted to mess around. Who could have guessed that it's kind of difficult to carry on a normal conversation with a dick lodged down my throat?
Not that draining a gallon of jizz out of my friend's balls this evening wasn't wonderful -- cause it was -- but being invited to soak in the hot tub afterwards while the chilly winter air swirled around us was a real capper. So fucking relaxing.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not that draining a gallon of jizz out of my friend's balls this evening wasn't wonderful -- cause it was -- but being invited to soak in the hot tub afterwards while the chilly winter air swirled around us was a real capper. So fucking relaxing.
It's getting super cold, so here's a recommendation for warming up: Stick your face into a buddy's crotch for a while.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's getting super cold, so here's a recommendation for warming up: Stick your face into a buddy's crotch for a while.
When I say I gave a blowjob this evening, I mean I gave a Blow job. That is, I gently engulfed his dick, and didn't even suck; just exhaled warm breath onto him, while my throat periodically gave him a squeeze. Drove him wild, so I happily proceeded to pull a liter of jizz out of his balls.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
When I say I gave a blowjob this evening, I mean I gave a Blow job. That is, I gently engulfed his dick, and didn't even suck; just exhaled warm breath onto him, while my throat periodically gave him a squeeze. Drove him wild, so I happily proceeded to pull a liter of jizz out of his balls.
It's been a really rough couple of days, and I was describing my woes to a friend.
Him: "Would sucking my cock cheer you up?"
Reader, it did.
Him: "Would sucking my cock cheer you up?"
Reader, it did.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's been a really rough couple of days, and I was describing my woes to a friend.
Him: "Would sucking my cock cheer you up?"
Reader, it did.
Him: "Would sucking my cock cheer you up?"
Reader, it did.
Reposted by BeefHunterSTL
I understand that guys want to pursue their urges when they come up, but I'm not much of a spontaneous gay - I'm rarely sitting around twiddling my thumbs hoping for an activity to pop up. So instead of "WYD" texts, send me an invite to suck your cock on Monday at 8PM. I'll be there.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I understand that guys want to pursue their urges when they come up, but I'm not much of a spontaneous gay - I'm rarely sitting around twiddling my thumbs hoping for an activity to pop up. So instead of "WYD" texts, send me an invite to suck your cock on Monday at 8PM. I'll be there.
Sucked a guy off in a hot tub this evening, so apparently, I'm in a 1994 porn.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sucked a guy off in a hot tub this evening, so apparently, I'm in a 1994 porn.
I understand that guys want to pursue their urges when they come up, but I'm not much of a spontaneous gay - I'm rarely sitting around twiddling my thumbs hoping for an activity to pop up. So instead of "WYD" texts, send me an invite to suck your cock on Monday at 8PM. I'll be there.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I understand that guys want to pursue their urges when they come up, but I'm not much of a spontaneous gay - I'm rarely sitting around twiddling my thumbs hoping for an activity to pop up. So instead of "WYD" texts, send me an invite to suck your cock on Monday at 8PM. I'll be there.
Went to a buddy's house last night to find he and his husband had some guests over. They were lovely ladies, and after a friendly drink and chat, they said they had to head out. The second they were out the door, my friend's pants were off and his cock was lodged down my throat.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Went to a buddy's house last night to find he and his husband had some guests over. They were lovely ladies, and after a friendly drink and chat, they said they had to head out. The second they were out the door, my friend's pants were off and his cock was lodged down my throat.
Moonlight came through the window at just the right angle so that I could see in my peripheral vision the silhouetted shadow of me sucking my friend's dick. It was enthralling.
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Moonlight came through the window at just the right angle so that I could see in my peripheral vision the silhouetted shadow of me sucking my friend's dick. It was enthralling.
Me, arriving home after the afternoon sex party: "I'm back!"
Husband: "So, got some cum in your eye, didn't you?"
Husband: "So, got some cum in your eye, didn't you?"
September 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me, arriving home after the afternoon sex party: "I'm back!"
Husband: "So, got some cum in your eye, didn't you?"
Husband: "So, got some cum in your eye, didn't you?"
Me: "I've got a doc appt. today - I'd better hose out my hole and scrub it with soap and incredibly hot water until it's practically making sparkling sounds."
Husband: "I've got a doc appt. today, so I'll tidy up with a Dude Wipe."
Guess who the bottom is in our relationship.
Husband: "I've got a doc appt. today, so I'll tidy up with a Dude Wipe."
Guess who the bottom is in our relationship.
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me: "I've got a doc appt. today - I'd better hose out my hole and scrub it with soap and incredibly hot water until it's practically making sparkling sounds."
Husband: "I've got a doc appt. today, so I'll tidy up with a Dude Wipe."
Guess who the bottom is in our relationship.
Husband: "I've got a doc appt. today, so I'll tidy up with a Dude Wipe."
Guess who the bottom is in our relationship.
God, my flight attendant FWB is just the best. Thighs that can choke a bear. Gigantic balls that press again my face as he grabs the back of my head and aggressively fucks my throat. Big salty loads on my taste buds. And when we're done, he wants to hang out and talk video games for 20 min.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God, my flight attendant FWB is just the best. Thighs that can choke a bear. Gigantic balls that press again my face as he grabs the back of my head and aggressively fucks my throat. Big salty loads on my taste buds. And when we're done, he wants to hang out and talk video games for 20 min.
I had a very nice vacation, draining the bears of Rehoboth Beach, but it's also nice to be home, where I was welcomed by my FWB who showed how much he missed me by blasting repeated loads on my tongue.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I had a very nice vacation, draining the bears of Rehoboth Beach, but it's also nice to be home, where I was welcomed by my FWB who showed how much he missed me by blasting repeated loads on my tongue.
Scenes from a Marriage:
Me: "Hey, I've been invited to a get-together at 4PM."
Husband: "Then blow me now so you're not too tired to suck dick later."
Me: "Hey, I've been invited to a get-together at 4PM."
Husband: "Then blow me now so you're not too tired to suck dick later."
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Scenes from a Marriage:
Me: "Hey, I've been invited to a get-together at 4PM."
Husband: "Then blow me now so you're not too tired to suck dick later."
Me: "Hey, I've been invited to a get-together at 4PM."
Husband: "Then blow me now so you're not too tired to suck dick later."
Always amazed by how different the styles of my fuckbuddies are. Have to realign my approach when I go from the one who just wants me to come in, strip down, and throw my legs up so he can rapidly pound my butt into oblivion over to the one who wants me to softly tongue-worship his body for hours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Always amazed by how different the styles of my fuckbuddies are. Have to realign my approach when I go from the one who just wants me to come in, strip down, and throw my legs up so he can rapidly pound my butt into oblivion over to the one who wants me to softly tongue-worship his body for hours.
Well, this is a new one: Having to come up with a plausible story to explain the cut on my face, rather than telling the truth. The truth being that a guy trying desperately not to cum pulled his dick out my face so forcefully that he carried me with it, and bumped me into the edge of the gloryhole.
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, this is a new one: Having to come up with a plausible story to explain the cut on my face, rather than telling the truth. The truth being that a guy trying desperately not to cum pulled his dick out my face so forcefully that he carried me with it, and bumped me into the edge of the gloryhole.