Beef
@beef19.bsky.social
I like obscure references and tongue-in-cheek humor and I like Philly sports teams but I don’t like run on sentences or poor grammar or punctualization
“Oh my god it’s A.I. Bakula talking to real Bakula. They did it! Those sonsabitches actually did it!”
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
“Oh my god it’s A.I. Bakula talking to real Bakula. They did it! Those sonsabitches actually did it!”
Don’t worry it will trickle down any century now
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Don’t worry it will trickle down any century now
Is this really what voters want their tax dollars spent on? Even if one can’t see these as evil, temporary, performative concentration camps, I’m sure a large chunk of voters would prefer to pay lower taxes and not blow up the deficit for this, if not have their taxes spent for something beneficial.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Is this really what voters want their tax dollars spent on? Even if one can’t see these as evil, temporary, performative concentration camps, I’m sure a large chunk of voters would prefer to pay lower taxes and not blow up the deficit for this, if not have their taxes spent for something beneficial.
Chat GPT please rotate this left 90 degrees and put it in a coffin
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Chat GPT please rotate this left 90 degrees and put it in a coffin
Never seen such a vigorous embalmed body in my life
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Never seen such a vigorous embalmed body in my life
Truly looks like an embalmed body
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Truly looks like an embalmed body
“Cutting edge” Villanova education right there
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“Cutting edge” Villanova education right there
The kid I just crossed up at midcourt in basketball dove headfirst from behind and tackled me by me ankles. So I rolled over and kicked him in his face. Apparently you’re not allowed to do that.
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The kid I just crossed up at midcourt in basketball dove headfirst from behind and tackled me by me ankles. So I rolled over and kicked him in his face. Apparently you’re not allowed to do that.
Pleading your case: “He seemed really upset he didn’t get on base after his first at bat. I, a sophomore, just figured I’d help him out in his last year.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Pleading your case: “He seemed really upset he didn’t get on base after his first at bat. I, a sophomore, just figured I’d help him out in his last year.”
Don’t listen to your libtard heart doctor go for that run!
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Don’t listen to your libtard heart doctor go for that run!
I take the stacks, one at a time, and bounce them up and down gently in my hand. “It’s all there,” I confirm, and slightly nod to you.
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I take the stacks, one at a time, and bounce them up and down gently in my hand. “It’s all there,” I confirm, and slightly nod to you.
I will be one of the kids on the field for the homerun derby
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I will be one of the kids on the field for the homerun derby
Slightly loosening the batteries on the Bluetooth scale rendering it mysteriously inoperable until MLK Day
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Slightly loosening the batteries on the Bluetooth scale rendering it mysteriously inoperable until MLK Day