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Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Date: Feb 2020-Present
Position: Followed by floating orb
Location: Just outside field of view
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“phlegm is weakness leaving the body”
- Fitness Bro Hippocrates
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
At the diner, ordering a singing bowl
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Whole crew in Transitions lenses
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Mall proprietor Simon Property Group has discussed plans to outfit each mall rotunda with a blind drummer beating a great drum in time with the needs of commerce $SPG #HolidayRetail2025
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Tomorrow is Given Sunday
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bomb ass nachos defusal robot
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Lady hath retired to our country palace, have my bannermen fetch the lewd heraldry
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Wait did you say golf horse? Oh, oh! Golf _course_, haha yeah that’s way more….makes sense….but” - Jean-Luc
Polo, inventor of Polo
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
(Zoom meeting presenting a bar chart): any questions on Q3 before we move on to forecasts?
Me: uh, can we imagine the bars as skyscrapers where the data works? Or are they little smokestacks at a data factory?
Presenter:…they’re stelae, that the data can’t understand but worship regardless
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just framed the print from @artologica.net

Loving it
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Getting out of my car mid-wash so I can read the lighted sign with the Step Name on it
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m not eating a sherbet bar if it ain’t shaped like a cowboy boot
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They should put an outlet in the fridge so you can keep your condiments charged
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They should make an app that makes your phone screen rough like sandpaper
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Odysseus shifting in his chair when the patient intake questionnaire asks “In the last SIX MONTHS have you been bound as you stand upright on a cross-piece half way up the mast, and with the rope's ends lashed to the mast itself”
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just to be clear I have a lot of enjoyment and appreciation for scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book; pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Cuck Schumer anybody think of this yet
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Following every person on LinkedIn who lists their job title as Sensei
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Today’s game is brought to you by the empowerment of the next generation with Skoal’s Dare To Dip Challenge
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
C + C Music Factory stands for Cake + Candles Music Factory and they only make remixes of Happy Birthday
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Your performance in the Soup & Broth curriculum may allow you placement into Chili Studio
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Advanced analysis as identified this data as pretty chill
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Slicing up some petrified bread
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
you come to my city, you gotta check in with me! Nobody walks around Zoobilee Zoo without me knowing
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM