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🐝Bernadette🐝
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Mostly harmless.
He will LOVE it! My transit obsessed little one has that exact plushie plus a Lizzie Line one and a plushie of the Tube roundel; they’re his favourite plushies.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
And now of course, I CAN play the fiddle. So cheers, Jim Henson!

I surely can’t be the only one who chose their instrument because of The Muppets, can I? (I also play drums and I’ll not pretend Animal had *nothing* to do with it…)
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It might be an age thing; I vaguely remember the cartoon from childhood but the band were big during my formative years, which means my neighbour could be a little older than me??? I dunno. Either way, I’m mortified. Thankfully no one ever REALLY pays attention to me when I’m with Moose!
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
…..It’s taken me THREE WHOLE WEEKS to realize she was saying my dog looks like the dog from the CARTOON titled Belle & Sebastian.

In summary, I’m a fucking idiot. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(We keep “your’e an aul’ slut on junk” though. Interesting that no one ever pitches a fit over that particular slur…)
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
PLEASE tell me she doesn’t get with the monster?! What is it with Guillermo and humanoid monster/human woman relationships?!?
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What is it about me that screams ‘potential Gilmore Girls fan’? I know there’s a female character in it called Rory; that’s already pissed me off and I haven’t watched a single second of it yet. Am I about to be Dan Brown-ed again?
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM