All dolled up and ready to party, corporate style!
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All dolled up and ready to party, corporate style!
It’s that time again, comrades! Good luck and I’ll see you in Whamhalla. (I have my office Christmas party on Friday; if I survive that, I reckon I’m golden!)
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s that time again, comrades! Good luck and I’ll see you in Whamhalla. (I have my office Christmas party on Friday; if I survive that, I reckon I’m golden!)
And just so I’m not the *only* idiot in my Belle & Sebastian story, Belle is a Great Pyrenees and Moose is a Bernese Mountain Dog. So no, they don’t look alike, actually! They’re both just hefty dogs with goofy grins.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And just so I’m not the *only* idiot in my Belle & Sebastian story, Belle is a Great Pyrenees and Moose is a Bernese Mountain Dog. So no, they don’t look alike, actually! They’re both just hefty dogs with goofy grins.
MORE Eurovision/Taskmaster crossover, please! Sam Ryder on the New Year’s Treat this year is great but Daði in the regular show would be fantastic! (I know he isn’t *technically* a comedian, but neither was Osman and he worked out great.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
MORE Eurovision/Taskmaster crossover, please! Sam Ryder on the New Year’s Treat this year is great but Daði in the regular show would be fantastic! (I know he isn’t *technically* a comedian, but neither was Osman and he worked out great.)
If you have men of a certain age in your life, get ‘The Book’ for them for Christmas. It’s my husband’s birthday today (who is the least bookish person I’ve ever met, and yet requested this gift) and after he opened it, he spent ages fascinated by a chapter on dirigibles. It’s a BEAUTIFUL work.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
If you have men of a certain age in your life, get ‘The Book’ for them for Christmas. It’s my husband’s birthday today (who is the least bookish person I’ve ever met, and yet requested this gift) and after he opened it, he spent ages fascinated by a chapter on dirigibles. It’s a BEAUTIFUL work.
….Why does my algorithm think I’m interested in cosplaying as a Chelsea Pensioner?
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
….Why does my algorithm think I’m interested in cosplaying as a Chelsea Pensioner?
Spectacular. 10/10. #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Spectacular. 10/10. #CelebrityTraitors
Moose went to the groomer today and I can’t handle how cute and fluffy he looks in the pictures she sent. She even put a little autumnal bandana on him! 😍
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Moose went to the groomer today and I can’t handle how cute and fluffy he looks in the pictures she sent. She even put a little autumnal bandana on him! 😍
Everyone who has read ‘Wuthering Heights’ watching the trailer for the new adaptation:
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Everyone who has read ‘Wuthering Heights’ watching the trailer for the new adaptation:
Moose is very excited to be moving because he won’t be bullied by next door’s dogs anymore (I don’t think he knows how large he is - he could eat those yappy little things in one bite. But he’s a lover, not a fighter.)
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Moose is very excited to be moving because he won’t be bullied by next door’s dogs anymore (I don’t think he knows how large he is - he could eat those yappy little things in one bite. But he’s a lover, not a fighter.)
I introduced my colleagues to the BBC test card today, and they were rightly horrified. Apparently over here in Canada, it was just the national anthem, a beep, and then an innocuous photo of some pretty scenery or something. Must be nice not to be scarred by the TV shutdown…
August 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I introduced my colleagues to the BBC test card today, and they were rightly horrified. Apparently over here in Canada, it was just the national anthem, a beep, and then an innocuous photo of some pretty scenery or something. Must be nice not to be scarred by the TV shutdown…
To Clark, the squirrel, kaiju, weird green alien baby, his bots, the dog he doesn’t even like, and every human on Earth is of equal value. That’s what makes him a “not to be served but to serve” type of god, and not whatever Old Testament shit this is:
August 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
To Clark, the squirrel, kaiju, weird green alien baby, his bots, the dog he doesn’t even like, and every human on Earth is of equal value. That’s what makes him a “not to be served but to serve” type of god, and not whatever Old Testament shit this is:
I went for a swim in Lake Errock today. I made it out further than the last time I was here, too - almost to the tree line on the other side! I fear wild swimming may be the latest middle-aged lady activity I’m now suddenly into.
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I went for a swim in Lake Errock today. I made it out further than the last time I was here, too - almost to the tree line on the other side! I fear wild swimming may be the latest middle-aged lady activity I’m now suddenly into.
It really is a privilege to be Canadian.
(Banff National Park. The gondola up this mountain was terrifying but the view - STUNNING.)
(Banff National Park. The gondola up this mountain was terrifying but the view - STUNNING.)
July 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It really is a privilege to be Canadian.
(Banff National Park. The gondola up this mountain was terrifying but the view - STUNNING.)
(Banff National Park. The gondola up this mountain was terrifying but the view - STUNNING.)
GUYS! It’s the world sign spinning championship, for god’s sake!!!
July 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
GUYS! It’s the world sign spinning championship, for god’s sake!!!
Something about her just let me know that when she’s not wearing that bucket hat, she’s rocking some of these bad boys:
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Something about her just let me know that when she’s not wearing that bucket hat, she’s rocking some of these bad boys:
I’m going to tell you what I saw on my walk today and you tell me whether the under 20s have discovered 90s fashion or if I actually saw a time traveller….specifically me, circa 1999. She was about 15 and she was wearing an approximation of this outfit:
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m going to tell you what I saw on my walk today and you tell me whether the under 20s have discovered 90s fashion or if I actually saw a time traveller….specifically me, circa 1999. She was about 15 and she was wearing an approximation of this outfit:
Thanks, Apple. One thing I really like to do at 8:02 in the morning when I log into work is cry. 👍🏻
June 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thanks, Apple. One thing I really like to do at 8:02 in the morning when I log into work is cry. 👍🏻
SON: Mummy, we brought you some gay bacon from the store.
ME: …..
SON:
ME: …..
SON:
May 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
SON: Mummy, we brought you some gay bacon from the store.
ME: …..
SON:
ME: …..
SON:
POV: You have a pre-teen boy and a label maker.
….The thing about youth culture is, I don’t understand it.
….The thing about youth culture is, I don’t understand it.
May 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
POV: You have a pre-teen boy and a label maker.
….The thing about youth culture is, I don’t understand it.
….The thing about youth culture is, I don’t understand it.
I don't know how it was done, but it HAD to be rigged. Even without the genocide, there's NO WAY we would choose that dogshit dirge over all those bangers; we're a nation that loves a dance and a hefty dose of silliness at Eurovision, not self-victimizing anthems with a side order of war crimes.
May 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't know how it was done, but it HAD to be rigged. Even without the genocide, there's NO WAY we would choose that dogshit dirge over all those bangers; we're a nation that loves a dance and a hefty dose of silliness at Eurovision, not self-victimizing anthems with a side order of war crimes.
I can pull this out every year without fail.
May 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can pull this out every year without fail.
Nearly time, girls and gays. I’ve got my Swiss dog and my Swiss chocolate - let’s party! #Eurovision #ESC2025
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Nearly time, girls and gays. I’ve got my Swiss dog and my Swiss chocolate - let’s party! #Eurovision #ESC2025
Ahead of tonight’s #Eurovision semifinal 2 tonight, I REALLY like Remember Monday and I’m wishing them ALL the best in the final. If there were any sense to this competition, ‘WTHJH’ would do quite well….but who are we kidding? This is the UK and Germany EVERY year:
May 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Ahead of tonight’s #Eurovision semifinal 2 tonight, I REALLY like Remember Monday and I’m wishing them ALL the best in the final. If there were any sense to this competition, ‘WTHJH’ would do quite well….but who are we kidding? This is the UK and Germany EVERY year: