Also never underestimate the value of double stacking.

Believe it or not mine do!

I'm a big horizontal stacker.

Once I donated 20 boxes of books when I was moving...and I went and bought back 5 of them the next day because I missed them so much

I am unworthy to be in the presence of your greatness.

Which is to say I just donated 40 books with NO VISIBLE DIFFERENCE.

I'm not saying I have a problem...

Hiss, thou saucy strumpet actually works for an instant pot

I feel this so strongly.

Also now I'm going to refer to myself as nerfed.

When I get the good meds I've been buffed. Sumatriptan wears off, I've been debuffed.

AUGH the rage of like, OH that's the thing....the thing I can't actually FIX. GREAT. WONDERFUL.

Nah you're just lucky.

They DO think more babies have flatter backs of the head now because of understandings around SIDS, we make babies sleep on their backs

No that can temporarily change the head shape but doesn’t affect speed of fontanelle closure

CHORK!

ooooo that's GOOD

I hope [your enemy's] loved one would NOT love them if they were a worm.

I hope they forget sunscreen for the rest of their lives.

I hope their bug repellant fails. Every time. All the time. I hope mosquitoes find them delicious and especially the area around their ears.

These are ones that won't get people arrested that's what I'm going for.

1. Housecats make those sounds because they are like baby CATS not baby humans.

2. The persistence of neoteny is part of domestication, but it's not humanish.

3. Cats didn't evolve to be cute because they didn't need to they are perfect pure baby angels. WE only had to recognize their glory.

Utterly disgusting, coated in goo, and yet I am their willing servant forever.

EXACTLY, the idea of cute evolved toward babies, not babies evolving toward cute.

Yes, also TT www.instagram.com/beebrookshire/