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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
Drive home from Florida is usually 8-9 hours but today we’re looking at a solid 11-12 yeeesh
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Drive home from Florida is usually 8-9 hours but today we’re looking at a solid 11-12 yeeesh
Ok I am maxed out on family time
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ok I am maxed out on family time
My grandpa hugged me goodbye today in a way he never has. The longest, strongest hug. I am not ok.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My grandpa hugged me goodbye today in a way he never has. The longest, strongest hug. I am not ok.
I have no one to discuss the danish deception with
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have no one to discuss the danish deception with
It’s going to be so strange to only come to the dentist twice a year after being here every 3 weeks for Invisalign? Like yall have been here through wedding planning, job changes, surprise elopement, and I’m just supposed to not see you anymore?!
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s going to be so strange to only come to the dentist twice a year after being here every 3 weeks for Invisalign? Like yall have been here through wedding planning, job changes, surprise elopement, and I’m just supposed to not see you anymore?!
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
Very annoying when websites offer a first-time promo code via email but it takes 10+ mins for the email to arrive
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Very annoying when websites offer a first-time promo code via email but it takes 10+ mins for the email to arrive
Finally picked up Katabasis today eeeeep
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Finally picked up Katabasis today eeeeep
It was fine and somewhat funny but terrifying to learn how much of BoyB comes from that movie. I guess it tracks for a guy who watched it for the first time around 10-12 years old.
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It was fine and somewhat funny but terrifying to learn how much of BoyB comes from that movie. I guess it tracks for a guy who watched it for the first time around 10-12 years old.
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
We tried to go to a concert in Atlanta after work tonight but got stuck in traffic from a really bad wreck and would be lucky to get there in time for an encore at this point sooo we are turning around and going back home 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We tried to go to a concert in Atlanta after work tonight but got stuck in traffic from a really bad wreck and would be lucky to get there in time for an encore at this point sooo we are turning around and going back home 🥲
Gushing and elated and cannot share with family yet because we are telling them in person over thanksgiving so naturally sharing on my semi-anonymous account WE ELOPED
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Gushing and elated and cannot share with family yet because we are telling them in person over thanksgiving so naturally sharing on my semi-anonymous account WE ELOPED
The last few days have been a whirlwind
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The last few days have been a whirlwind
Toyota is always calling me trying to buy my Corolla I KNOW WHAT I HAVE AND YOU ARENT GETTING IT
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Toyota is always calling me trying to buy my Corolla I KNOW WHAT I HAVE AND YOU ARENT GETTING IT
I went to a new workout studio this morning and the description did not mention that the class was heated. That was not a fun 7 AM surprise.
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I went to a new workout studio this morning and the description did not mention that the class was heated. That was not a fun 7 AM surprise.
Made sour cream & onion drop biscuits and OH MY GOD new go-to
October 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Made sour cream & onion drop biscuits and OH MY GOD new go-to
Have you ever tried to teach a blue collared man how to use a computer? Not to mention a desk job is a one way ticket to depression for them.
Ah yes, white collar employers are desperate to hire 50 something people who have spent their work lives in manual labor.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Have you ever tried to teach a blue collared man how to use a computer? Not to mention a desk job is a one way ticket to depression for them.
The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol
Watching the newest Naked Gun and everyone else is cracking up. I just… don’t get it. Not my kind of humor I guess.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching the newest Naked Gun and everyone else is cracking up. I just… don’t get it. Not my kind of humor I guess.
Chilis is getting rid of their queso IS NOTHING SACRED
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Chilis is getting rid of their queso IS NOTHING SACRED
Overnight drives <<<
October 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Overnight drives <<<
after getting weekly allergy shots for the last 20 weeks I have OFFICIALLY graduated and only need them every two weeks!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
after getting weekly allergy shots for the last 20 weeks I have OFFICIALLY graduated and only need them every two weeks!!!!
Some conspiracy theorists have been spreading to boomers that statins cause dementia and I’m having a helluva time trying to get MIL to see the light
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Some conspiracy theorists have been spreading to boomers that statins cause dementia and I’m having a helluva time trying to get MIL to see the light
MIL had a heart attack today. She is ok. Just. Crazy how suddenly things can happen.
October 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
MIL had a heart attack today. She is ok. Just. Crazy how suddenly things can happen.
What are your fave phone case brands? Hoping for cute but something that won’t break the back screen if it drops
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What are your fave phone case brands? Hoping for cute but something that won’t break the back screen if it drops