Mean Paralegal™️
@bee76.bsky.social
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Paralegal
Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
Paralegal
Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
Gushing and elated and cannot share with family yet because we are telling them in person over thanksgiving so naturally sharing on my semi-anonymous account WE ELOPED
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Gushing and elated and cannot share with family yet because we are telling them in person over thanksgiving so naturally sharing on my semi-anonymous account WE ELOPED
For all your casserole making needs!
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For all your casserole making needs!
The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol
First work day with my new desk. I think Hashb approves.
August 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
First work day with my new desk. I think Hashb approves.
Driving home from the most unplugged weekend I’ve had in years. I feel so free. Here’s a picture of my derpy dog.
July 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Driving home from the most unplugged weekend I’ve had in years. I feel so free. Here’s a picture of my derpy dog.
Our great driving time has been delayed by a fire at the zaxby’s that BoyB and I somehow ended up handling???
July 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Our great driving time has been delayed by a fire at the zaxby’s that BoyB and I somehow ended up handling???
Back in my old stomping ground for a day playing tourist 🎢
June 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Back in my old stomping ground for a day playing tourist 🎢
It’s fake and she doesn’t care. This is such a rampant problem on the left.
June 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s fake and she doesn’t care. This is such a rampant problem on the left.
Tried to be nice but this is actually crazy. No, you should care that you’re spreading misinformation to your 50k followers. This one of the biggest problems on the left and it’s rapidly getting worse.
If we’re spreading misinformation we are no better than them.
If we’re spreading misinformation we are no better than them.
June 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Tried to be nice but this is actually crazy. No, you should care that you’re spreading misinformation to your 50k followers. This one of the biggest problems on the left and it’s rapidly getting worse.
If we’re spreading misinformation we are no better than them.
If we’re spreading misinformation we are no better than them.
I got a cucumber starter to see how they do in my yard. I specifically got one for pickling. The problem with getting ONE is that now I get one pickle every 2-4 days and they’re supposed to be pickled right away. Good news is I do have 3 more cucumber plants I started from seed a bit farther behind.
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I got a cucumber starter to see how they do in my yard. I specifically got one for pickling. The problem with getting ONE is that now I get one pickle every 2-4 days and they’re supposed to be pickled right away. Good news is I do have 3 more cucumber plants I started from seed a bit farther behind.
Hate being sick over the weekend but love having this chaotic ball of sunshine as one of my nurses
May 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hate being sick over the weekend but love having this chaotic ball of sunshine as one of my nurses
I also wanted a really thick base so my actual SHOE and FOOT wouldn’t get wet if I walked in a puddle. Enter…. PUMA??? Who would have thought? Ignore my grey socks
May 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I also wanted a really thick base so my actual SHOE and FOOT wouldn’t get wet if I walked in a puddle. Enter…. PUMA??? Who would have thought? Ignore my grey socks
The biodiversity has blown me away. We went on a hike that included waterfalls, prairie, bog, and wooded areas within only a few miles? Haven’t made it to the beaches yet that’s on the list for this summer
May 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The biodiversity has blown me away. We went on a hike that included waterfalls, prairie, bog, and wooded areas within only a few miles? Haven’t made it to the beaches yet that’s on the list for this summer
Power was out most of the night. Came back on at 4am then out again while I was at my workout. Pivoted to breakfast out (which we NEVER do) and stumbled into a funky book store. Now watching Sinners. Hoping the rain stops before we leave so we can fit in an afternoon hike too 🫡
May 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Power was out most of the night. Came back on at 4am then out again while I was at my workout. Pivoted to breakfast out (which we NEVER do) and stumbled into a funky book store. Now watching Sinners. Hoping the rain stops before we leave so we can fit in an afternoon hike too 🫡
Going to a wedding convention I hope we get free stuff
April 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Going to a wedding convention I hope we get free stuff
Shots all done for the day - two hours of monitoring then I am a free birdie
April 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Shots all done for the day - two hours of monitoring then I am a free birdie
I was not prepared for how lovely these David Austin roses would smell but my life is forever changed
It is the Charles Darwin and my sweet MIL gifted them to me last spring!
It is the Charles Darwin and my sweet MIL gifted them to me last spring!
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was not prepared for how lovely these David Austin roses would smell but my life is forever changed
It is the Charles Darwin and my sweet MIL gifted them to me last spring!
It is the Charles Darwin and my sweet MIL gifted them to me last spring!
These aren’t the prettiest (still working on that) but probably the best bread I’ve made so far
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
These aren’t the prettiest (still working on that) but probably the best bread I’ve made so far
Feeling like myself again all I needed was Spring
April 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Feeling like myself again all I needed was Spring
Forgot this song existed but it woke up a sleeper agent inside of me
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Forgot this song existed but it woke up a sleeper agent inside of me
It’s a strawberry matcha week
April 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s a strawberry matcha week
Is she pretty? No. Is the citrus scent sending me straight to heaven? You betcha.
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is she pretty? No. Is the citrus scent sending me straight to heaven? You betcha.
Some context here is that Hashbrown NEVER gets in the creek. I took him out for a few mins outside, turn around, and find him like this. While hosing him down I am getting covered in pollen (you can see how much is on the deck) so now a 5 min break has turned into a bath for Hashb and shower for me
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Some context here is that Hashbrown NEVER gets in the creek. I took him out for a few mins outside, turn around, and find him like this. While hosing him down I am getting covered in pollen (you can see how much is on the deck) so now a 5 min break has turned into a bath for Hashb and shower for me