Bee
@bee-off-main.bsky.social
Bee/cafecliche, the Bluesky edition. Fandom dabbler and nap enthusiast. Every hour is still Wei Wuxian Crying Hours. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cafecliche/pseuds/cafecliche
Thanks to a few feverish all-day listening sessions back in May, my #1, #3, #4, and #5 Spotify Wrapped songs were all from the Andor season 2 soundtrack
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thanks to a few feverish all-day listening sessions back in May, my #1, #3, #4, and #5 Spotify Wrapped songs were all from the Andor season 2 soundtrack
Moms will be like “do you want to hear about people dying horribly” and won’t wait for an answer
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Moms will be like “do you want to hear about people dying horribly” and won’t wait for an answer
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family resemblances :) did you guys know that the arc where it’s revealed that matoba’s older sister is a ladykiller dyke is the same arc where it’s revealed that he has a sexy female persona who wears a floor length layered lacy black veil and a black dress that he dons when he’s doing covert work
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
family resemblances :) did you guys know that the arc where it’s revealed that matoba’s older sister is a ladykiller dyke is the same arc where it’s revealed that he has a sexy female persona who wears a floor length layered lacy black veil and a black dress that he dons when he’s doing covert work
I wish I had it in me to watch good movies on planes
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I wish I had it in me to watch good movies on planes
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hi lol!!! i wrote a fic yesterday.
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hi lol!!! i wrote a fic yesterday.
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
Every nap from November to January is a devil’s nap. When you take a 3:00 nap in summer, it’s a decadent pre-dinner luxury and you have the whole night ahead of you. When you take a 3:00 nap in the winter, you wake up and it’s been 9:30 for five hours.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every nap from November to January is a devil’s nap. When you take a 3:00 nap in summer, it’s a decadent pre-dinner luxury and you have the whole night ahead of you. When you take a 3:00 nap in the winter, you wake up and it’s been 9:30 for five hours.
Watched The Long Walk yesterday and I still have not recovered
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Watched The Long Walk yesterday and I still have not recovered
Doing my best to get quality sleep this October, but I can’t compete with the MVP
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Doing my best to get quality sleep this October, but I can’t compete with the MVP
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campal designs before i make more heart crushing art of them <3 #thelockedtomb
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
campal designs before i make more heart crushing art of them <3 #thelockedtomb
I am honoring Naptober this year by refreshing all my blankets and bedding. This has opened a surprising big can of worms
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am honoring Naptober this year by refreshing all my blankets and bedding. This has opened a surprising big can of worms
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Reminder that I am on inprnt!
I've been gainfully unemployed for 4 months now so am very thankful for every print sale 🙏
I've been gainfully unemployed for 4 months now so am very thankful for every print sale 🙏
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reminder that I am on inprnt!
I've been gainfully unemployed for 4 months now so am very thankful for every print sale 🙏
I've been gainfully unemployed for 4 months now so am very thankful for every print sale 🙏
One of my favorite Hades II things is how fully zooted Selene sounds all of the time
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of my favorite Hades II things is how fully zooted Selene sounds all of the time
Deep in the Hades 2 v1 release. Sometimes it hits me all over again how many of Odysseus’s opps are in this game
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Deep in the Hades 2 v1 release. Sometimes it hits me all over again how many of Odysseus’s opps are in this game
Fatphobia is actually insane. Why did my mother just ask if I was diabetic because I’m drinking water
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Fatphobia is actually insane. Why did my mother just ask if I was diabetic because I’m drinking water
[rises up out of the primordial ooze] I think to celebrate his Emmy win, Noah Wyle should kiss Eriq LaSalle on The Pitt
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
[rises up out of the primordial ooze] I think to celebrate his Emmy win, Noah Wyle should kiss Eriq LaSalle on The Pitt
Just thought about Palamedes Sextus and it felt like a real life punch in the gut
September 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just thought about Palamedes Sextus and it felt like a real life punch in the gut
[staring into space] The Breath of the Wild team was really on one (extreme honorific) when they created the Divine Beasts
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[staring into space] The Breath of the Wild team was really on one (extreme honorific) when they created the Divine Beasts
The only British man I have room for in my heart is Blathers Animalcrossing
August 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only British man I have room for in my heart is Blathers Animalcrossing
Started reading this dialogue and it scared me so bad
August 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Started reading this dialogue and it scared me so bad
In my lifelong career of Needlephobia I have never fully passed out before, but unfortunately today was my lucky day 😔
August 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In my lifelong career of Needlephobia I have never fully passed out before, but unfortunately today was my lucky day 😔
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RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
“Still kind of reeling from that bug I missed the other night” -thoughts I have thought since starting Animal Crossing
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Still kind of reeling from that bug I missed the other night” -thoughts I have thought since starting Animal Crossing
It’s The Pitt rewatch time
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It’s The Pitt rewatch time
[throws the door open] [comes sprinting in] Just thought about GU MANG
July 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
[throws the door open] [comes sprinting in] Just thought about GU MANG