bec noir
@becnoiremployee.bsky.social
employee everlasting. (not affiliated with andrew hussie or mcdonads, parody account)
#parodystuck
#parodystuck
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
theres a present waiting somewhere for you (its an explosive)
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
theres a present waiting somewhere for you (its an explosive)
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 AM
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
usually i opt to just spit in people's food but maybe if i'm really bored that day
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
November 7, 2024 at 6:51 AM
usually i opt to just spit in people's food but maybe if i'm really bored that day
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
November 7, 2024 at 6:49 AM
its actually tradition at our workplace to wear wigs as opposed to hairnets specifically in attempt to get as much synthetic hair in the food as possible.
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
November 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
its actually tradition at our workplace to wear wigs as opposed to hairnets specifically in attempt to get as much synthetic hair in the food as possible.
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
November 6, 2024 at 4:49 AM
#parodystuck #homestuck
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
jackspers likes to set up the salt shakers up over conveniently plate-resembling landmines. blame him.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
jackspers likes to set up the salt shakers up over conveniently plate-resembling landmines. blame him.
October 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
PATA PATA PATA PON
October 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
PATA PATA PATA PON
October 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
my final message(?):
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
October 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
my final message(?):
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
mcdonaldscorp thanks you. #parodystuck #homestuck
October 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
mcdonaldscorp thanks you. #parodystuck #homestuck
jackspers posting on behalf of the fake ass noir here. thanks for this epic milestone. if bec was here i know he'd be celebrating in the form of one of his stupid hissyfits.
October 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
jackspers posting on behalf of the fake ass noir here. thanks for this epic milestone. if bec was here i know he'd be celebrating in the form of one of his stupid hissyfits.
update:
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
October 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
update:
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sending us down into the caverns to find the moldy burger buns since we ran out upstairs. wish us luck and pray that the goliath remains asleep.
October 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
sending us down into the caverns to find the moldy burger buns since we ran out upstairs. wish us luck and pray that the goliath remains asleep.
hey mayor can i borrow 50 doll...
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
October 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
hey mayor can i borrow 50 doll...
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
as a dersite i have never watched a single tv show and this reference has slipped past me. it has. really. really. really. don't see it don't think it.
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
October 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
as a dersite i have never watched a single tv show and this reference has slipped past me. it has. really. really. really. don't see it don't think it.
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
hello sprite thing. i am very glad to see you alive. and well.
it's not like i am sick and tired of all the reanimated corpses everywhere totally nullifying my work.
it's not like i am sick and tired of all the reanimated corpses everywhere totally nullifying my work.
October 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
hello sprite thing. i am very glad to see you alive. and well.
it's not like i am sick and tired of all the reanimated corpses everywhere totally nullifying my work.
it's not like i am sick and tired of all the reanimated corpses everywhere totally nullifying my work.
GREEN and BLUE burger on the menu! we only have one of each so first come first serve!
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
October 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
GREEN and BLUE burger on the menu! we only have one of each so first come first serve!
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
this guy just personally traveled into our kitchen from another universe JUST to order 10 bigmacs literally THE minute before closing. okay man. i see how it is.
October 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
this guy just personally traveled into our kitchen from another universe JUST to order 10 bigmacs literally THE minute before closing. okay man. i see how it is.
whoever just shorted the breaker is 10 seconds away from getting a mouth full of fist and a foot full of ass.
October 19, 2024 at 12:08 AM
whoever just shorted the breaker is 10 seconds away from getting a mouth full of fist and a foot full of ass.
okay so boss tells me to go turn down the thermostat to put the fire out. i tell her that the a/c cant put out the fire. she tells me to go put it to -130°c, i say thats stupid. she says do it anyway.
now the heater is frozen over and STALLED and we're working in FUCKING SNOW
#homestuck #parodystuck
now the heater is frozen over and STALLED and we're working in FUCKING SNOW
#homestuck #parodystuck
October 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
okay so boss tells me to go turn down the thermostat to put the fire out. i tell her that the a/c cant put out the fire. she tells me to go put it to -130°c, i say thats stupid. she says do it anyway.
now the heater is frozen over and STALLED and we're working in FUCKING SNOW
#homestuck #parodystuck
now the heater is frozen over and STALLED and we're working in FUCKING SNOW
#homestuck #parodystuck