bec noir
@becnoiremployee.bsky.social
employee everlasting. (not affiliated with andrew hussie or mcdonads, parody account)
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come support my cause. too long have i been falsely accused of being homicidal, a murderer, a maniac, and universe-destroying.
#homestuck #parodystuck
come support my cause. too long have i been falsely accused of being homicidal, a murderer, a maniac, and universe-destroying.
#homestuck #parodystuck
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
theres a present waiting somewhere for you (its an explosive)
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
theres a present waiting somewhere for you (its an explosive)
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 AM
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Reposted by bec noir
That was a really nice night.
November 7, 2024 at 8:38 AM
That was a really nice night.
usually i opt to just spit in people's food but maybe if i'm really bored that day
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
November 7, 2024 at 6:51 AM
usually i opt to just spit in people's food but maybe if i'm really bored that day
#homestuck #parodystuck
#homestuck #parodystuck
November 7, 2024 at 6:49 AM
its actually tradition at our workplace to wear wigs as opposed to hairnets specifically in attempt to get as much synthetic hair in the food as possible.
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
November 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
its actually tradition at our workplace to wear wigs as opposed to hairnets specifically in attempt to get as much synthetic hair in the food as possible.
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
#parodystuck #homestuck
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
November 6, 2024 at 4:49 AM
#parodystuck #homestuck
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
updates will be incredibly infrequent. real life matters call. may speed up around thanksgiving but ill try to get back on top of it all sometime soon.
you can steal whatever you want from here, as long as i don’t see it
and if i do i DONT care. i need a raise…
and if i do i DONT care. i need a raise…
October 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
you can steal whatever you want from here, as long as i don’t see it
and if i do i DONT care. i need a raise…
and if i do i DONT care. i need a raise…
bringing a bomb into work tomorrow. i swear upon it. i swear.
October 26, 2024 at 10:26 AM
bringing a bomb into work tomorrow. i swear upon it. i swear.
jackspers likes to set up the salt shakers up over conveniently plate-resembling landmines. blame him.
October 26, 2024 at 9:48 AM
jackspers likes to set up the salt shakers up over conveniently plate-resembling landmines. blame him.
October 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
PATA PATA PATA PON
October 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
PATA PATA PATA PON
October 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
my final message(?):
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
October 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
my final message(?):
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
well this is where i die. sollux and tavros are gone. i think they're dead i don't know. i'm lost and oxygen is thin. i threw my shitty hat *real* fire. i want to be remembered as a badass, not a fucking frycook.
oh well at least i wont have debt in heaven goodbye everyone
mcdonaldscorp thanks you. #parodystuck #homestuck
October 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
mcdonaldscorp thanks you. #parodystuck #homestuck
jackspers posting on behalf of the fake ass noir here. thanks for this epic milestone. if bec was here i know he'd be celebrating in the form of one of his stupid hissyfits.
October 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
jackspers posting on behalf of the fake ass noir here. thanks for this epic milestone. if bec was here i know he'd be celebrating in the form of one of his stupid hissyfits.
update:
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
October 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
update:
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sent an emergency message up to jackspers to post using the self-order kiosks. we're approaching 4~ miles deep. wheels boy just took a straight dive down the steps of this thin ass staircase and we haven't been able to find him yet. oxygen is thin.
if i die, for the record, i regret nothing.
sending us down into the caverns to find the moldy burger buns since we ran out upstairs. wish us luck and pray that the goliath remains asleep.
October 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
sending us down into the caverns to find the moldy burger buns since we ran out upstairs. wish us luck and pray that the goliath remains asleep.
somewhat preoccupied but ill get a small skit/panel out in a bit.
October 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
somewhat preoccupied but ill get a small skit/panel out in a bit.
Reposted by bec noir
nothing is important anymore.
October 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
nothing is important anymore.
hey mayor can i borrow 50 doll...
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
October 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
hey mayor can i borrow 50 doll...
what the fuck?
what the fuck?