Rebecca Lowboy
LightNews LightNews
banner
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Rebecca Lowboy
@beckstraordinary.bsky.social
460 followers 240 following 2.3K posts
No one. Nothing. She/Her. 🩷💜💙 WNBA & Unrivaled Stan. Posting from Lunch Lady Land. Some might say I have cake-like reflexes.
Posts Replies Media Videos
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Potato. Potatoer. Potatoest.
Mandolined potatoes arranged in lines in a blue casserole dish. Mandolined potatoes arranged in lines in a blue casserole dish with bechamel sauce. Mandolined potatoes arranged in lines in a blue casserole dish with bechamel sauce that has been cooked and is caramelized and bubbly at the edges.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Friendsgiving 2025 Scalloped Potatoes. Let’s fucking gooooo.
(I picked that random bit of thyme out after this.)
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
this is where I post from if you even care
Okay, but this is the combination weed/trash bog growing alongside my garage in my backyard (I rent, and they’ve simply never cleared it no matter how much I’ve complained.). There is nothing but marijuana bushes in this picture.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Follow-up: a banger
A coffee cake with a slice missing on the pan it was cooked in.
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
So, playing by the coaches rules, I kept Jackie and AT, *but* I snatched up Kate and T first so I had my #Laces. Theeeen I stole Soni because I wanted to and I chose Monique because I thought she would be fun. #Unrivaled
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Let’s go Dodgers! ⚾️ #WorldSeries
The Dodgers logo in Japanese.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
True Stories from Lunch Lady Land:
Headless body is wearing a skeleton apron and holding a very large chef’s knife.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
four books to get to know me

honorable mention: Give A Girl A Knife by Amy Thielen
A stack of the following books: Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, My Āntonia by Willa Cather, 84 Charing Cross Road by Helene Hanff, and The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros. Behind the stack of books is a small disco ball and the base of a pink planter.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
We have tasty, flaky, apple hand pies. 🥧
Small, circular apple hand pies with a sugared lattice and half moon apple hand pies on a cooling rack. One of the half moon-shaped apple hand pies torn in half to reveal the cinnamon apple filling and the flaky layers of pie dough. One single hand pie on the end of a spatula. Mostly for size comparison.
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Goodness gracious grant me the patience. 😳
A counter full of pie dough prepared to become tiny apple hand pies.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Step 3. Look at the clock. Wrap it up. Assemble tomorrow. Clean kitchen and put it back together.
Small diced apple pie filling in a metal bowl. Sheets of rolled out pie dough on a parchment lined sheet tray. A cleared kitchen counter with a white Kitchen Aid mixer, a basket full of kitchen utensils, a box shredder, a bottle of olive oil, and a blender pitcher.
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Step 2. Make the guts. 🍏
A cleared counter with Granny Smith apples, butter, white and dark brown sugar, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, and ginger.
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Step 1. Roll out dough.
A brick of pie dough is wrapped up on a cleared countertop with a long, blond wood rolling pin, a metal bench scrape, and a bag of all-purpose flour.
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
What’s your sign?
Neon Zesto ice cream shop sign set against a blue and purple sunset that says “HEY GIRL” on the changeable sub-sign.
October 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
I wonder when we get to start playing with this! #Unrivaled
A blue game board titled “Season 2 Unrivaled” with the instructions “Click the player to guess who the are and unlock their profile.” There are forty-eight squares with the Unrivaled crown logo in them and a vague person-shaped cut-out that says “Take a guess.”
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Three hot dogs in a simple, terribly stained stainless steel pot with hot dog water on a stainless steel countertop. The hot dog water looks filmy. The hot dogs look tired. It looks like an aging witch is casting a terrible spell.
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
An internet search for “how to get crickets to shut the hell up.”
September 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Went to the farmer’s market and all I got was this lousy bag of fireworks. (Oh my god I’m in love.)
A bouquet with a bright red spider dahlia flower, two large sunflowers and a peach-colored labyrinth dahlia flower in the back are held up against random greenery.
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
😑
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Listen. This man had an incredible run. But if I had to choose. Sentimentality will always win. I watched this vhs THROUGH.
Steve Martin is dressed in a blue suit, leaned to the left with Goldie Hawn wearing a Dalmatian fur and pink sunglasses, holding him up by his tie. There is a idilic house with a wraparound porch tied in a bow behind them.
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
1. NO! 2. Okay tho? 3. My Mystics! 4. I don’t wanna try to stay up for Storm home games, but…but. 5. Sky + Slim = 2 Good 2 Gether? feat Erotic Tension 6. I guess. 7. My Holy Trinity is now Iriafather, Citron, and the Holy Dolson. 8. I’m going to need some time to process this. #WNBA
Brittney Sykes wide-eyed with worry and holding her face. She is wearing a Rose BC jersey and her usual white headband. Three images of Skylar Diggins that say “Congrats,” “Happy for you,” and “Nice” with her face in various states of disgust.
August 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Follow-up #2:

Bang on.
A white bowl with peach crumble and a melting scoop of vanilla ice cream.
August 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Follow-up #1 (this is obvs more a crumble than a cobbler, but the fantastic four reference was right there):
A crumble top with oats over peaches. Several peach slices in a clear baking pan.
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Follow-up:
The same strawberry rhubarb pie with a golden crust.
July 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
beckstraordinary.bsky.social
Didn’t have eggs or milk and I made it with margarine instead of butter because that’s what we have on hand, but mama’s baking a strawberry rhubarb pie today.
Uncooked strawberry rhubarb pie with a simple lattice detail. Same strawberry rhubarb pie in an oven.
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM