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Becca's Mullet
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City Child living in the country. For the Earth, First! For Democrats, for feisty women, for the animals and birds and fish. 100% done with billionaires/corporate apologists. We're in the fight for the future now -- lead, follow, or go home and wait.
I read the description, and it seemed really creepy. Also, didn't Futurama already do this plot?
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh, Honey. Your Leopards Eating People's Faces Party commemorative jacket patch will arrive shortly in the mail. I knew you when you were in college, and even then, you were a ladder-puller. Pulling up the ladders doesn't help: Leopards can climb trees.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nonetheless, every day you see a photo or video of the Oval office/other parts of the White House, more Temu Gold Leaf has appeared. You think as you look at a wall or section of the room, "There's no more space left for any more rococco Gold Paint. That's gotta be it."

But there's always more....
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Is anybody else incredibly creeped out by the Temu gold leaf that's proliferating in the White House? At first, it read like a Doctor Who thing to me, and then I moved to a more-contemporary The Expanse's Protomolecule infestation:
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Scott is such a devil in a human skin. How have none of the people who voted for him never noticed this?
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have a cartoon for that!
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What hapens when he runs out of space to put the Temu gold leaf? This is a horror show. It's starting to remind me of the blue goo from The Expanse!
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
These people secifically, make me insane with rage. I don't understand why people admire them or try to imitate them. They're parasites -- they're not even symbionts. They're not remoras, with their elegant running-shoe adherent surfaces and shark-clean-up tasks. The Kardashians are lampreys!
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I have a cartoon for this!
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Fun tomato hornworm fact I learned while we were living in VT: If they grow to adulthood (preferably as a result of feasting on somebody else's tomato plants,) they become Hummingbird Hawk Moths, a moth so big they are often mistaken for actual hummers.
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wonder if that old Al Franken costume is still sitting in wardrobe at NBC!
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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"Memories, all alone in the moonlight...." Strange choice, IMO. But keep your eyes peeled for this lady, just in case:
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you can take out a politician by reproducing one sign, he's not qualified even to run.... What addlepated idjit consultants decided that "being able to work with Republicans" is some kind of Today's World qualification to be President? Consultants who have been doing a Rip Van Winkle since 2005?
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well, I don't hate many people, but I am fed to the teeth, and I really detest the MAGAts. And my grandmother was Antifa (Women's Air Corps,) my father was antifa (WW2, Korean War,) and I guess now I'm antifa as well. They fought against fascism, and so do I!
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a brand-new electric VW Microbus!
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Forbes specifically characterizes the existence of LLMs as meaning "knowledge is free."

Um, no.

AI slop is free. Until the 7 bros who make all the money from this scam start raising their prices.... Then students and schools will be paying through their noses for this kind of garbage:
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My favorite brassica!
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This has a lovely Blues Bothers energy to it! It would be really funny if people grabbed some black suits and skinny black ties to dress in before heading out!
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Um, the Ruffalo thing is extremely tempting....
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Blueskyers: I want one of those inflatable animal costumes like the protestors in Portland had - leaning toward an inflatable dinosaur w/plenty of room for my Inogen oxygen backpack. The best one I've found is at Party City, but I've heard they're in bankruptcy. Do you think it will really arrive?
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Protestors could do the funniest thing ever with just a few bottles of water and some of those slip-on Yaktrax spiky oversandals!
October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ha, ha!
October 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Better than anything Hegseth/Trump are going to come up with! Or how about this one?
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Been posting this reminder all week. Hope I'm wrong:
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What's your sign
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM