Beaver On The Go
@beaveronthego.bsky.social
Castor canadensis, traveling away from its dam-building activities.
No beavers were harmed during any (photo) shoots.
No beaver hunters allowed.
No beavers were harmed during any (photo) shoots.
No beaver hunters allowed.
#Warmth is everything.
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#Warmth is everything.
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
We’re not night creatures. We love to wake up early… feel the #warmth of the rising sun heating our fluff. We don’t need to watch the Sea of Straw behind us or the golden clouds. We see everything through our closed eyes, just by feeling and hearing everything. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Lisbon
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We’re not night creatures. We love to wake up early… feel the #warmth of the rising sun heating our fluff. We don’t need to watch the Sea of Straw behind us or the golden clouds. We see everything through our closed eyes, just by feeling and hearing everything. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Lisbon
My photographer insisted I face him for this shot. He says the view is overrated anyway, its #warmth hasn’t quite arrived, and it’s cliché on top of cliché. According to him, I’m the real star here! I am the One!
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My photographer insisted I face him for this shot. He says the view is overrated anyway, its #warmth hasn’t quite arrived, and it’s cliché on top of cliché. According to him, I’m the real star here! I am the One!
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
My new invention: a human suit made of cooler bags. It keeps the #warmth you produce inside, and you’ll look extremely cool during your next trip to the moon. Unsatisfied? I’ll refund you when you’re back from space. And yes, I also sell moon travel tickets. 👀
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My new invention: a human suit made of cooler bags. It keeps the #warmth you produce inside, and you’ll look extremely cool during your next trip to the moon. Unsatisfied? I’ll refund you when you’re back from space. And yes, I also sell moon travel tickets. 👀
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
Wow, impressive 😱
The color palette reminds me of a photo I took in London… but those cities are so distant...
The color palette reminds me of a photo I took in London… but those cities are so distant...
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wow, impressive 😱
The color palette reminds me of a photo I took in London… but those cities are so distant...
The color palette reminds me of a photo I took in London… but those cities are so distant...
The Cathedral of Porto, built in the 12th century, added cloisters in the 14th century. When I see the perfect round spots of light on the azulejos, the Indiana Jones in me can’t help but think a secret mechanism will open a room filled with treasures, or provoke instant death... #Photography
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Cathedral of Porto, built in the 12th century, added cloisters in the 14th century. When I see the perfect round spots of light on the azulejos, the Indiana Jones in me can’t help but think a secret mechanism will open a room filled with treasures, or provoke instant death... #Photography
When I visited London’s Harry Potter Studios, someone tried to convince me that Iron Maiden isn’t just a metal band, it’s also a metal sarcophagus lined with spikes, supposedly used to calm down annoying British Gen Z kids.
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When I visited London’s Harry Potter Studios, someone tried to convince me that Iron Maiden isn’t just a metal band, it’s also a metal sarcophagus lined with spikes, supposedly used to calm down annoying British Gen Z kids.
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
😆
It would have looked a little like a bad Minion. 👀
You may have a great idea there...
It would have looked a little like a bad Minion. 👀
You may have a great idea there...
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
😆
It would have looked a little like a bad Minion. 👀
You may have a great idea there...
It would have looked a little like a bad Minion. 👀
You may have a great idea there...
Humans don’t exactly have eagle vision, so here’s a close-up to give you another chance to find me. I still wonder if I’m the right size to be a god, although I already nailed the attitude.
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Humans don’t exactly have eagle vision, so here’s a close-up to give you another chance to find me. I still wonder if I’m the right size to be a god, although I already nailed the attitude.
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
If you’re like me, a few inches tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you’re like me, a few inches tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
Thanks to London’s Paradox Museum, I was about to reach 2 feet tall for the very first time in my life. The problem? It was just a paradox… and it only lasted 30 #small seconds.
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Thanks to London’s Paradox Museum, I was about to reach 2 feet tall for the very first time in my life. The problem? It was just a paradox… and it only lasted 30 #small seconds.
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
Humans rely on #small animals. Whether they want to pet them (hug me!), eat them (poor little piggy), count the dots on ladybugs, rely on bees for pollination, or let ants aerate the soil with their tunnels. Elephants and giraffes can’t do all that. We are THAT important! #BlueskyArtShow
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Humans rely on #small animals. Whether they want to pet them (hug me!), eat them (poor little piggy), count the dots on ladybugs, rely on bees for pollination, or let ants aerate the soil with their tunnels. Elephants and giraffes can’t do all that. We are THAT important! #BlueskyArtShow
When a beaver plush is bigger than the tourists in Brussels’ Grand Place, then you have a big problem. Oh! Unless you’re visiting www.minieurope.com, where it’s perfectly normal for everyone else to be that #small.
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When a beaver plush is bigger than the tourists in Brussels’ Grand Place, then you have a big problem. Oh! Unless you’re visiting www.minieurope.com, where it’s perfectly normal for everyone else to be that #small.
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
“Drink weird alcohol responsibly-ish”
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Drink weird alcohol responsibly-ish”
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
When I travel without my main photographer, my second photographer always insists on taking beer photos. It reminds me of a 90s heavy metal song: “I wish you were a beer”. There must be a subliminal message: she wishes I were a beer. 🍺👀
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When I travel without my main photographer, my second photographer always insists on taking beer photos. It reminds me of a 90s heavy metal song: “I wish you were a beer”. There must be a subliminal message: she wishes I were a beer. 🍺👀
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
Now I remember you. 👀 😁
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Now I remember you. 👀 😁
Don't give them ideas about attire... 👀
Or... give them ideas about attire... 😀
Or... give them ideas about attire... 😀
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don't give them ideas about attire... 👀
Or... give them ideas about attire... 😀
Or... give them ideas about attire... 😀
Forget the overrated Elizabeth Tower (though we love ya, Big Ben!). We infiltrated the Palace of Westminster to find out what parliamentarians drink on the job. What!? Only water. Truly disappointing. This scandal will not get The Sun to reimburse our very expensive trip to London. 😞
#Photography
#Photography
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Forget the overrated Elizabeth Tower (though we love ya, Big Ben!). We infiltrated the Palace of Westminster to find out what parliamentarians drink on the job. What!? Only water. Truly disappointing. This scandal will not get The Sun to reimburse our very expensive trip to London. 😞
#Photography
#Photography
You may think that not being made from flesh and blood makes life less fun. Well, you're wrong! I met this delightful polymer cow outside a London butcher shop, and guess what? She’ll never be turned into beef broth or an entrecôte. I must say, being made of plastic is pretty fantastic. #Photography
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You may think that not being made from flesh and blood makes life less fun. Well, you're wrong! I met this delightful polymer cow outside a London butcher shop, and guess what? She’ll never be turned into beef broth or an entrecôte. I must say, being made of plastic is pretty fantastic. #Photography
I hate it when tourists refuse to blend in. My photographers wouldn’t touch any iconic Central London food like overpriced soggy fish and chips or suspiciously bland Indian food. Instead, they went for “healthy” options at one of the gazillion Prêt cafés. For ⅓ of the price. Shame. 😞 #Photography
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hate it when tourists refuse to blend in. My photographers wouldn’t touch any iconic Central London food like overpriced soggy fish and chips or suspiciously bland Indian food. Instead, they went for “healthy” options at one of the gazillion Prêt cafés. For ⅓ of the price. Shame. 😞 #Photography
My main photographer can’t recall why he named that account “Beaver on the Go” (poor sweet old thing). When we walked into the Pimlico Sainsbury’s, he still couldn’t recall, but of course he didn’t miss the opportunity to photograph… a beaver… on the go.
Oh my. 🦫🛒
#Photography #London
Oh my. 🦫🛒
#Photography #London
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My main photographer can’t recall why he named that account “Beaver on the Go” (poor sweet old thing). When we walked into the Pimlico Sainsbury’s, he still couldn’t recall, but of course he didn’t miss the opportunity to photograph… a beaver… on the go.
Oh my. 🦫🛒
#Photography #London
Oh my. 🦫🛒
#Photography #London
You know I'm not one to complain. That said, we were rather underwhelmed by the hospitality of the people of Surrey. At 4 Privet Drive, my photographers were only offered half-eaten plastic food. I'm sure Maids of Kent or Kentish Men would have been far more welcoming. #Photography #WBTourLondon
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You know I'm not one to complain. That said, we were rather underwhelmed by the hospitality of the people of Surrey. At 4 Privet Drive, my photographers were only offered half-eaten plastic food. I'm sure Maids of Kent or Kentish Men would have been far more welcoming. #Photography #WBTourLondon
In this Porto apartment, some windows are barely as wide as my beaver’s tail. They seem to exist just to let a bit of #bright light and fresh air pass through, without inviting in too much humidity or heat. Or maybe they are just arrow slits... 🏹👀
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
In this Porto apartment, some windows are barely as wide as my beaver’s tail. They seem to exist just to let a bit of #bright light and fresh air pass through, without inviting in too much humidity or heat. Or maybe they are just arrow slits... 🏹👀
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
The #bright light from some stars can reach our naked eye after thousands of years. Imagine the other way around: the light we emit will reach distant stars after thousands of years, long after we have turned to dust. In a way, this is a kind of immortality… #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The #bright light from some stars can reach our naked eye after thousands of years. Imagine the other way around: the light we emit will reach distant stars after thousands of years, long after we have turned to dust. In a way, this is a kind of immortality… #Photography #BlueskyArtShow