Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…?

Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly https://theonion.com/megan-fox-confirms-she-and-new-baby-will-co-parent-machine-gun-kelly/

I think it's time to go to bed because it's almost 3 am and I could be much more productive in the morning if I actually fell asleep to The Stanley Parable rather than mindlessly giggling at it while half asleep

My new favourite experience in life is watching playthroughs of The Stanley Parable (particularly Ranboo and Kubz Scouts) while half asleep. Shit is a whole ass fever dream

I have a fundamentally different outlook on buckets because of the goddamn Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Watching that scene in the bucket museum while sleep deprived at 2 am (aka right now) almost made me stop believing in my religion and think that buckets actually did exist before humans

I think Stanley from The Stanley Parable actually does have a wife. He and his wife share a bucket. That's how much she wanted to commit her life to him

I think The Stanley Parable narrator has an English degree that his parents disapprove of because they wanted him to be a doctor and after his story took off he was like "HA! Take THAT mom and pop!"

New fixation unlocked: The Stanley Parable

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every time i get the urge to tweet i am going to make an effort to come here instead. i would like to stop spending so much time on the elon musk app

sometimes i have no idea what music i feel like listening to and it’s !! incredibly annoying.

Thinking about the conversation I'll have with the guy on my doorstep saying I'm being drafted for WWIII (🏳️‍⚧️)

Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas
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I ran out of chicken nuggets. This is the end

Hard considering making an AO3 account to write an enemies to lovers, second chance, coffee shop AU Elon x Donald fanfic. I think folks would eat it up

Might be a controversial opinion but I think most of the controversy surrounding Nosferatu comes from the fact that a lot of the people's exposure to vampires is through a Mormon author

Man, I always forget this app exists. Probably gonna start playing a game with myself where every time I hear the word "twitter" I come to Bluesky and post about something. Doesn't matter what I post, just have to work against the evil bird and his evil master

I love watching Elon and twitter crash and burn in real time. I get so much joy out of it, truly. Glad to be a little part of that by joining this app.

So, hello everybody. I'm Crowley. My pronouns are he/him. I'm a transgender writer and pagan. I use social media to scream happily into oblivion :)