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Yacine
@beautiful.nightmar.es
Software engineer working to encourage civic and organizational engagement through web-based tools, data analysis, and score-based insights to allow for more accurate targeting. Also a started way-too-late-in-life guitarist & soccer nerd.
May I suggest adding one more quote to your excellent collection?
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Whereas the French would just call her « une de mes maîtresses »
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is something even Arsenal players lampooned. I remember this post by Jack Wilshere, for example.
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There are multiple @dril.bsky.social tweets that come to mind, but it’s even funnier when you’re putting it in the newspaper yourself
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I like to think it’s Portal rules
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you have a browser that allows for Reader view, that’s a good way around it. I use Safari on my phone
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Do you think that their fans having a Harvey Dent moment of realization will bring about peace throughout the kingdom?
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Personally, I’d love to see Javier Milei portrayed by Jason Bateman
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is my GW7 team. The only chip I’ve used so far was the wildcard for GW3 (too many injuries out of the gate). I think this squad looks ok, though Saka is a slight gamble since he’s just back from injury. Ekitike a bit of a gamble as well, but I want to see Arne Slot’s lineup before selling him.
October 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They could always give him the Monster makeover!

Though I agree there could be more fitting actors, Tim Blake Nelson comes to mind
September 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s all about perspective I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Please do not besmirch our Danish Prince, The Lord himself. He is magnificent. Behold
July 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Andy Byron RN
July 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Technically, we’ve already signed Sterling
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Also:
July 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just literally exposing themselves for the world to see what no one asked for
July 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Tottenham are European Champions!!”
Jacob:
June 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
June 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Besides this incredible picture of Win that’s giving, as my good friend and fellow introvert Cara put it, “the face you make when you’re at the plans you made when you were feeling happy and energetic”
May 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
His balls are there for their pleasure 🙏🏼
April 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM