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Beau the Cryptid
@beauthecryptid.bsky.social
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Just a cryptid, making stuff and spinning yarns
No war but class war
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My favorite form of protest, being loudly trans and crafting. #protecttranskids
A picture of the all white crochet project in my lap, trans flag draped to the side, rainbow ikea project bag in front of me
June 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Feeling Fruity. I'm thinking of making a sticker sheet when I'm done with this
Bold watercolor strawberries, orange slices and blueberries on a pink and blue watercolor plaid picnic blanket background
May 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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I'm really enjoying my circle guide with these
A sketchbook page with a very round screaming frog, a couple sets of eyes at different angles, and guide lines for another very round sketch that might be a house later
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This is my new favorite book www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184
A second type of simple sabotage requires no destructive tools whatsoever and produces physical damage, if any, by highly indirect means. It is based on universal opportunities to make faulty decisions, to adopt a noncooperative attitude, and to induce others to follow suit. Making a faulty decision may be simply a matter of placing tools in one spot instead of another. A non-cooperative attitude may involve nothing more than creating an unpleasant situation among one’s fellow workers, engaging in bickerings, or displaying surliness and stupidity. This type of activity, sometimes referred to as the “human element,” is frequently responsible for accidents, delays, and general obstruction even under normal conditions. The potential saboteur should discover what types of faulty decisions and the operations are normally found in this kind of work and should then devise his sabotage so as to enlarge that “margin for error.”
January 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Fuck tone police, fuck fake allies, fuck assimilation, fuck blue maga. No one has our backs but us.
#tranarchy
A torso picture of a white person with a beard, tongue out, wearing a sleeveless shirt with the anarchy symbol in the trans flag colors
January 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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No it sure ain't
The doctor from Start Trek Voyager talking to Freya, holding a handful of brown fan shaped mushrooms (maybe pigs ears, I don't know mushrooms that much) caption reads: "this is an amanita muscaria" A screenshot of a Wikipedia picture of amanita muscaria, an umbrella shaped mushroom with a white stem, red cap with white flecks, the Mario mushroom
January 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Screenshot from the music video with the lyrics: "The world is a vampire" Screenshot from the TV show What We Do in the Shadows with the subtitles: "Not you, Guillermo."
January 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Is this a proper thermal stitch? I don't know, but it should be a pretty cozy hat.
A work in progress picture with grey yarn and an orange crochet hook
January 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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This movie would get cancelled by the TERFs so fast if it came out now.
Screenshots of the movie Lilo and Stitch showing the one eyed alien Pleakly wearing wigs and dresses and feeling himself the whole time
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Urban dictionary has a random definition button
An urban dictionary post titled "Thummus" When you sick your thumb in hummus. /Ew I have a Thummus!/
January 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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This is my new favorite binder, hands down. @bibicosplays.bsky.social you did GOOD. Zipper for accessibility is also great for taking short compression breaks. The back is so airy! I'm obsessed. 10/10
A profile selfie of me (white transmasc with tattoos, a beard and glasses, holding a peace sign in front of most of my face) wearing the new binder under a black shirt, showing a smooth curve from my chest to my stomach
December 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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These crab pot glitches are wild. I also got 999 newspaper one day #stardewvalley #gaymer
A Nintendo switch playing Stardew Valley, showing my inventory with 512 snails that I got from a crab pot
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Did you know that thimbles aren't to protect your finger from the sharp end of the needle, but rather to help your other finger push the needle through? #craftsky #sewing
A photo demonstrating how to properly use a thimble. There is a brown canvas flap with a black and white patch that reads "CORPORATE PROFITS ARE UNPAID WAGES" a white hand is holding the material and stitching down the patch. The thimble is used to protect the finger that is pushing the needle through the fabric.
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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This reads like a shit post but it's actually just what I listen to, except I Wanna Dance With Somebody, that's a former client's favorite song
A screenshot from my Spotify wrapped showing a portrait of JS Bach with text reading You're a top 0.5% fan and you didn't 1,477 minutes together A screenshot of my Spotify wrapped showing a portrait of JS Bach below it are listed Top Artists 1 Johann Sebastian Bach 2 Chappell Roan 3 Chris Thile 4 Sierra Ferrell 5 Green Day Top Songs 1 I Wanna Dance with Somebody- Whitney Houston 2 Istanbul (not Constantinople) -They Might be Giants 3 Don't Stop Me Now -Queen 4 9 to 5-Dolly Parton 5 Crazy=Genius -Panic! at the Disco
December 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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If you want to occupy me for an hour, just give me one of these bad boys.
A gingerbread house made from a kit with jelly beans, powder sugar snow, chocolate chips and lightbulb shaped candy
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Rest in piss you transphobic piece of shit
(former drummer of MCR died, he was locked out of the band for this kind of view)
Screenshot of a tweet from Bob Byer time-stamped 12:04am 10/30/24 "i'm just happy we can use the word TR*NY again. I don't care who hates me anymore. fight me."
November 30, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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I passed out on level 60 in the mines, who was taking a midnight stroll down there?
Nintendo switch screen displaying a letter in the game Stardew Valley Dear Mr Greg, Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely. We're glad your okay! (You've been billed 1000g for this service) -Morris Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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My nesting partner and I just finished reading Bury Your Gays by @chucktingle.bsky.social and Y'ALL, go read this. It's a fantastic and timely piece of literature. It's got just enough escapism and just enough gore (for me) and it gave me just the right amount of feels #booksky #readqueerbooks
The cover of Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. Cover shows a bloody sledgehammer and a California sunset with palm trees in the letters of the title
November 27, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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What is Ginger screaming about?
An orange cat with her mouth open wide, screaming to be let in the sliding door next to her perch on a deck railing
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Listening to Parable of the Sower and crocheting <3 Not a bad way to spend my Saturday morning
#booksky #readbannedbooks #fiberarts
A crocheted granny square that looks like a sunflower surrounded by green with a purple border
November 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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My favorite way to relax #gaymer
A POV photo of my lap, sitting in a green hammock with a blanket, on my lap is a Nintendo switch playing Stardew Valley and reflecting the tree above me, a green pipe and a lighter
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Good morning #booksky!
I just finished Giovanni's Room, and I highly recommend it though it's not for the faint of heart. It took me a while to finish because of the descriptions of power imbalances, but it also spoke to a certain tenderness I really appreciated. #queerfiction #bannedbooks
A screenshot of the Libby app showing the cover and title of Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin, cover shows a black and white photo of a person with short hair, glasses and a loose white shirt leaning wistfully on the back of a chair
November 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Weaponized Autism: an advanced form of malicious compliance, where one utilizes their autism for strategic purposes, such as asking very pointed questions that no one else will ask because social cues are fake
A black and white sticker measuring 2 1/2 inches long per the ruler on the book page behind it. Sticker reads: Spite Caffeine Weaponized Autism
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Another great book! "Before We Were Trans" has not only stories of queer and gender-fucky history, but some really fantastic philosoph-izing about what being transgender means beyond hormones and clothes. Also somehow made me gayer. #queerhistory #queerbooks #transhistory #bookrecommendations
A screenshot of the Libby app page for the book "Before We Were Trans" by Dr. Kit Heyam
November 17, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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WINTERTIME!!!
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM