Beatrix Plotter
@beatrixplotter.bsky.social
Professional scribbler, hobbyist disaster (she/her)
Gonna lose my shit soon
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gonna lose my shit soon
*scared demisexual noises*
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*scared demisexual noises*
Ordered this lunchbox to make into a DBD medkit, Evri just delivered it smashed to shit. Are. You. Fuckin. Kidding. Me
October 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ordered this lunchbox to make into a DBD medkit, Evri just delivered it smashed to shit. Are. You. Fuckin. Kidding. Me
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Browsing wedding cards for our mates who are getting hitched soon and like... are the straights ok??????????
August 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Browsing wedding cards for our mates who are getting hitched soon and like... are the straights ok??????????
I get this like once a week so I'm making a public service announcement. My name is a pun on Beatrix Potter. The children's author? Peter Rabbit? Please, you must have heard of it. It's NOT a fucking reference to the fucking mouldy terf queen. Fuck's sake.
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I get this like once a week so I'm making a public service announcement. My name is a pun on Beatrix Potter. The children's author? Peter Rabbit? Please, you must have heard of it. It's NOT a fucking reference to the fucking mouldy terf queen. Fuck's sake.
Someone on tiktok made a post about getting male shoppers when they order online and they instantly mark "feminine" products as out of stock. Found this gem in the comments and honestly, I fear I went too far this time 😂
June 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Someone on tiktok made a post about getting male shoppers when they order online and they instantly mark "feminine" products as out of stock. Found this gem in the comments and honestly, I fear I went too far this time 😂
Replaying Persona 5 and my controller died at possibly the most perfectly timed comedic moment
June 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Replaying Persona 5 and my controller died at possibly the most perfectly timed comedic moment
Things I never thought I'd had to ask the group chat:
June 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Things I never thought I'd had to ask the group chat:
Opened up Tomb Raider 3 and forgot I'd saved it like this
June 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Opened up Tomb Raider 3 and forgot I'd saved it like this
Wtf Tumblr? I sent a review request that just read "I am fully dressed in both pictures??"
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wtf Tumblr? I sent a review request that just read "I am fully dressed in both pictures??"
As a fellow copywriter, I can only feel the GLEE this one felt when this job was put into their lap. #deadbydaylight #dbd
April 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
As a fellow copywriter, I can only feel the GLEE this one felt when this job was put into their lap. #deadbydaylight #dbd
New year innit
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
New year innit
Merry Chrysler etc etc
December 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Merry Chrysler etc etc
Played my very first game with the Houndmaster in DBD, ended up throwing the match because everyone wanted to pet the doggy. 10/10 peak gameplay #dbd #deadbydaylight #thehoundmasterdbd
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Played my very first game with the Houndmaster in DBD, ended up throwing the match because everyone wanted to pet the doggy. 10/10 peak gameplay #dbd #deadbydaylight #thehoundmasterdbd
I had to find a Houndmaster who was AFK, but I did indeed get to pet that daaaaaawwwwgggg #deadbydaylight #thehoundmaster
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I had to find a Houndmaster who was AFK, but I did indeed get to pet that daaaaaawwwwgggg #deadbydaylight #thehoundmaster
I'm going to #BirminghamMCM2024 on Friday and Saturday this weekend! I'll be Huntress on Friday and Noir on Saturday, if you see me pls say hi ❤️ #deadbydaylight #persona5
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I'm going to #BirminghamMCM2024 on Friday and Saturday this weekend! I'll be Huntress on Friday and Noir on Saturday, if you see me pls say hi ❤️ #deadbydaylight #persona5
Got a Frieren staff of AliExpress, the staff part is literally a piece of pvc pipe roughly cut into 3 😂. Some electrical tape and red ribbon later, I've hopefully made it more stable #womeninstem
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Got a Frieren staff of AliExpress, the staff part is literally a piece of pvc pipe roughly cut into 3 😂. Some electrical tape and red ribbon later, I've hopefully made it more stable #womeninstem
Today has been like
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Today has been like
SNOWING INNIT
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
SNOWING INNIT
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation
Ready to go trick or treating! The kids will not know or care who I am lol #silenthill #lisagarland #halloween
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Ready to go trick or treating! The kids will not know or care who I am lol #silenthill #lisagarland #halloween
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM