who is this boymoder sephiroth person the young girls are talking about. Is she related to the Arr Cee Bee Gee thing I've been hearing a lot about?

It's okay to do a little bit of meow meow, Ms. Lambert

yes we do take referrals, but I think you're wildly mistaken, Dorley Hall is a home for underprivileged women that we help gain a new grasp on life. Now if you were referring women harmed by some 'men' in your life, we can take a look at them.

I’ve seen cis reviews of it.

“This has interesting things to say about the nature of toxic masculinity”

I mean, yes, it does. It does have interesting things to say about that.

But, like, do these people just … not notice things?

I'm afraid you don't meet the intake criteria for hall residents, but please, you are welcome to visit us.

Of course, young lady. But please lay it off on the forcefem mugs, regular old novelty mugs have their charm. A woman I was very close to loved hers.

It is not the official position of Dorley Hall, and I'm sure @elladinelambert.bsky.social isn't going to do anything to you.

Hi there, young lady. Seems like you've heard of me from somewhere.

It is not the official policy of Dorley Hall to endorse such falsehoods, no matter how our residents love making the joke about our basement.