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Beastman
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Comunista a tiempo parcial. Calla, posmo.
Una vez me comí un kebab como tu cabeza de grande.
Terminator sobre mi madre.
November 20, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Reposted by Beastman
Se bluitea
November 11, 2023 at 8:56 PM
The Egiptians were probably concerned about the British doctor stealing some mummies or so.
November 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM
No tengo cocacola, sólo sepsis.
November 8, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Did the machine asked about John Connor?
November 8, 2023 at 1:54 PM
A mí me sorprende que lo califiquen de comestible.
November 8, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Half white, half black and attacking British vessels.
As an Spaniard, I’m so ducking proud.

Beautiful sea mamals. You’re the revolutionaries we need.
November 7, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Te acabo de seguir por escribir brécol. A ver, yo lo odio, pero no lo escribo broccoli.
November 7, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Lol, yeah. And now they are learning how to craft metal weapons. We're so screwed.
November 7, 2023 at 3:41 PM
I told them dinosaurs were dangerous. Now we are their prey.
November 7, 2023 at 3:39 PM
..and let me add that this is not an USA think, this is western stuff.
November 6, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Maybe the idea of living worst than the boomers is pushing us back, because, who wants to give his descendants a roof to live underneath and real food when you can be in office 9 to 19 and live like a modern slave?
November 6, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by Beastman
So don't use specific titles for people or actual names. Try to be as generic as possible like you're trying to get someone to guess who you're thinking of. Then put other objects in there and give them an action

"A queen of England. An underworld monster is standing nearby. They are shaking hands"
November 6, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I can imagine how disappointed Japanese could be when they find out that in western movies the yakuza is always the foe.
November 6, 2023 at 8:44 AM
También te digo que todavía lleva una vida más saludable que la del Xokas.
November 5, 2023 at 8:27 PM