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Bokonon
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Ice-nine Zamboni driver.

My views are hardly my own and absolutely not anyone else’s.
HOAs are some real masochistic bullshit.

Hey let’s all get together and take up a collection so we can pay a 3rd party to be mean to us and charge us more money.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I totally get that Mike and Shane are affiliated with the team and wouldn’t really expect them to be critical, but it’s awkward to volunteer a fan questions segment where the answer is usually a variation on “you’re dumb for even asking that question.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’m not privy to the full situation here on bsky, but if you ever listen to the Canes Cast, they’re pretty openly hostile to fan opinions and questions.

There’s a bit where they refer to “the couch,” which basically refers to fans needing therapy because they aren’t constantly glazing the org.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
At least they don’t have Mikko Rantanen.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What’s a Jankowski cat?
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just don’t want him to go in mid-season for two games and then find out he needs surgery and will be out for the rest of the season.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I feel like he’s been pretending he doesn’t need surgery for the past 5 months.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You can tell because of the stickers
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Da fuq that even mean? Aside from the false shit, “by right” sounds like young Americans are entitled to a free house. I’m going to hold him to that.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This makes me so sad. At least he gets NHL salary while he recovers! Hope he gets back to 100%.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Whenever someone retires or otherwise decides to give up the working life, it only takes like 3 days to completely forget what working was like:

- “Hey, let’s grab drinks on your lunch break.”
- “Hey, I can come hang out while you work from home.”
- “Want to come on this trip Tue-Fri?”

Um. No?
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM