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Ice-nine Zamboni driver.

My views are hardly my own and absolutely not anyone else’s.
- Apple wood smoked turkey breast
- Hickory smoked chicken thighs
- Mac & Cheese
- Stuffing
- Gravy
- Green Beans
- Mashed Potatoes
- Salad
- Rolls
- Cranberry Sauce

- Spinach & Artichoke Dip
- “Naan”
- Lil’ Smokies & BBQ Sauce
- Pumpkin Fluff

- Apple Crisp
- Pumpkin Pie
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Also only 2 OT losses short of the all-time record for the first 20 games of the season. Also fewer regulation wins than the other 3 teams on the list.

#RaiseUp
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just wondering… for the affectionate, are we going with “Goyles” or “Garglers”?
Nice road win from the Gargoyles. #CarvedInStone #CarolinaCulture
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
5v5 looks more PP than the PP. oops all PP.

#RaiseUp
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Perfection 👌🏻

#CarolinaCulture
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is that our latest call up on the left?
KK's out, Jarvy's a game-time decision, and Freddie's between the pipes tonight in Raleigh

Projected Lines » https://www.nhl.com/hurricanes/news/projected-lineup-november-15-vs-edmonton
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
CAL looks great with all of his hands.
Sharing smiles with our new friends 🫶

Last week, Jarvy, Walks, and CAL spent time visiting with local pediatric patients currently battling cancer at /UNC_Lineberger.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Jarvis goal. Game over.

#CarolinaCulture
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Jarvis goal. Game over.

#CarolinaCulture
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Amazon / FanDuel letting me watch the post-game tonight?! 👍🏻

#TakeWarning
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We made it to #Freddie500 !!!

#RaiseUp
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Everyday work.
Block shot.
Forecheck.
Shots on goal.

#CarolinaCulture
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Anybody want 1 ticket to tonight’s game?

#CarolinaCulture
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
WTF is happening over on #FoxNews

I love the “voters hand power to…” headlines. Very Hall of Presidents. There’s another one on there about Prop 50: “California voters hand redistricting power back to Dems”
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We took your money. We continue to take your money. No, we won’t use it for anything useful.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The duality of Salem:

This is the site of religious persecution, injustice, and murder because witches aren’t real.

This is Witch City and home to the largest concentration of witches because witches are real.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Passengers must not stand forward of the white line while the bus is a notion.
a cartoon of a girl on a bus with the words seatbelts everyone
ALT: a cartoon of a girl on a bus with the words seatbelts everyone
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hurricanes haven’t lost a game when they lead after the 3rd period since ‘97.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Robinson - KK - [me]
Gostisbehere - Chatfield
Kochetkov

I got PK twice, but otherwise came out with one full lineup.
Screenshot to find out your #Canes linemates 👀
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I love how this season has a nice rope and it’s about to get Nads, too!

#CarolinaCulture
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
No one is just “giving” or “donating” money to the government. Tax avoidance is a whole industry. There are hordes or employees at each of these companies dedicated to avoiding giving money to the government unnecessarily.

So why do it? Obviously they expect something in return.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Net-front stick deflections are dead. Long live glove deflections!

#CarolinaCulture
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM