Doug "Bear" Hazard
@bearlydoug.com
Retired-ish 🏈/ MBB / WBB / WNBA media guy & photog 📷. Webby for some high profile sites. Going NSFW & loving it; leave me TF alone about my language.
Apparently, I know a LOT about Star Trek: The Next Generation 🖖
Apparently, I know a LOT about Star Trek: The Next Generation 🖖
Changing topic here, but why does the guy in the pic Brooks posted remind me of this guy (directly below)?!
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Changing topic here, but why does the guy in the pic Brooks posted remind me of this guy (directly below)?!
I think you dropped your napkin, Jay...
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think you dropped your napkin, Jay...
You're really gonna make me do this, aren't ya, Nathanael?
It's in the contract. I am contractually obligated to do this.
Damn you, Nathanael! 😀😂😅
It's in the contract. I am contractually obligated to do this.
Damn you, Nathanael! 😀😂😅
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You're really gonna make me do this, aren't ya, Nathanael?
It's in the contract. I am contractually obligated to do this.
Damn you, Nathanael! 😀😂😅
It's in the contract. I am contractually obligated to do this.
Damn you, Nathanael! 😀😂😅
Allow me to use Snoop's own words for giving him some advice, especially since he made a damn porno himself...
August 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Allow me to use Snoop's own words for giving him some advice, especially since he made a damn porno himself...
I was asked to share this, so I am. :)
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I was asked to share this, so I am. :)
Dan Bongino with his RoboCop half-ass hairline... ever notice you don't see 'em both in the same room at the same time? Eff that fool.
July 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dan Bongino with his RoboCop half-ass hairline... ever notice you don't see 'em both in the same room at the same time? Eff that fool.
Need to give another nudge to @pronouns.diy here. If you want pronoun labels for your profile (see screenshot below), follow the directions in their profile, and under the "posts" tab.
BTW, you will only see labels from other folks also using this service. If you're not using it, you won't see it.
BTW, you will only see labels from other folks also using this service. If you're not using it, you won't see it.
June 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Need to give another nudge to @pronouns.diy here. If you want pronoun labels for your profile (see screenshot below), follow the directions in their profile, and under the "posts" tab.
BTW, you will only see labels from other folks also using this service. If you're not using it, you won't see it.
BTW, you will only see labels from other folks also using this service. If you're not using it, you won't see it.
Dude, you dropped your damn napkin.
June 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dude, you dropped your damn napkin.
Hmmm.... wonder if the GOP congressional folks know something we don't...
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hmmm.... wonder if the GOP congressional folks know something we don't...
In honor of "No Kings Day", here's a couple nicknames for the narcissist-in-chief that Google actually recognizes (shockingly) for him.
"cheetodustolini"
"dotard"
I initially asked "what time is fucktard's parade today" (no results). Changed to "what time is dotard's parade today" and voila!
"cheetodustolini"
"dotard"
I initially asked "what time is fucktard's parade today" (no results). Changed to "what time is dotard's parade today" and voila!
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In honor of "No Kings Day", here's a couple nicknames for the narcissist-in-chief that Google actually recognizes (shockingly) for him.
"cheetodustolini"
"dotard"
I initially asked "what time is fucktard's parade today" (no results). Changed to "what time is dotard's parade today" and voila!
"cheetodustolini"
"dotard"
I initially asked "what time is fucktard's parade today" (no results). Changed to "what time is dotard's parade today" and voila!
The best visual I've seen of Elon and Trump fighting, thus far...
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The best visual I've seen of Elon and Trump fighting, thus far...
Totally not sad by that. ANY day the New York Yuckees lose is already a great day.
To do so (in shutout fashion) against the Dodgers?
To do so (in shutout fashion) against the Dodgers?
June 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Totally not sad by that. ANY day the New York Yuckees lose is already a great day.
To do so (in shutout fashion) against the Dodgers?
To do so (in shutout fashion) against the Dodgers?
From the list below:
"Regan
Raegan
Reagan"
yeah... about them.... ;)
"Regan
Raegan
Reagan"
yeah... about them.... ;)
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
From the list below:
"Regan
Raegan
Reagan"
yeah... about them.... ;)
"Regan
Raegan
Reagan"
yeah... about them.... ;)
I'm going to burn for this one...
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm going to burn for this one...
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Dear Fellow White People,
Please, for crying out loud, STOP SAYING "Rest in Power"! You're just co-opting a phrase that carries a significant meaning within the Black community, and you're disrespecting them in doing so.
Just say "Rest in Peace" and move on. (typo fixed)
Please, for crying out loud, STOP SAYING "Rest in Power"! You're just co-opting a phrase that carries a significant meaning within the Black community, and you're disrespecting them in doing so.
Just say "Rest in Peace" and move on. (typo fixed)
May 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dear Fellow White People,
Please, for crying out loud, STOP SAYING "Rest in Power"! You're just co-opting a phrase that carries a significant meaning within the Black community, and you're disrespecting them in doing so.
Just say "Rest in Peace" and move on. (typo fixed)
Please, for crying out loud, STOP SAYING "Rest in Power"! You're just co-opting a phrase that carries a significant meaning within the Black community, and you're disrespecting them in doing so.
Just say "Rest in Peace" and move on. (typo fixed)
I don't get to use this GIF nearly as often as I would LIKE to, but here we are!
Special shout-outs to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three! (IYKYK!)
Special shout-outs to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three! (IYKYK!)
May 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don't get to use this GIF nearly as often as I would LIKE to, but here we are!
Special shout-outs to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three! (IYKYK!)
Special shout-outs to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three! (IYKYK!)
Last night, I made the following post (attached screengrab). In hindsight, and without letting hard working people like @rey-rey.net have a chance for follow ups (or seeing his follow up last night), I most definitely overreacted.
I owe the LA Sparks organization (and you all) a huge apology.
I owe the LA Sparks organization (and you all) a huge apology.
May 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Last night, I made the following post (attached screengrab). In hindsight, and without letting hard working people like @rey-rey.net have a chance for follow ups (or seeing his follow up last night), I most definitely overreacted.
I owe the LA Sparks organization (and you all) a huge apology.
I owe the LA Sparks organization (and you all) a huge apology.
BERT BERT BERT BERT!
BORK BORK BORK BORK!
BORK BORK BORK BORK!
May 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BERT BERT BERT BERT!
BORK BORK BORK BORK!
BORK BORK BORK BORK!
These aren't baaaaaaaaaad suggestions, but I would've phrased this as
"Ways to help you keep YOUR sanity..." 😉
(Shout-out to Robert Deininger for the original share)
"Ways to help you keep YOUR sanity..." 😉
(Shout-out to Robert Deininger for the original share)
May 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
These aren't baaaaaaaaaad suggestions, but I would've phrased this as
"Ways to help you keep YOUR sanity..." 😉
(Shout-out to Robert Deininger for the original share)
"Ways to help you keep YOUR sanity..." 😉
(Shout-out to Robert Deininger for the original share)
For those of y'all who have been following my @themergle.org adventures... Star Wars is now in the database!
Live long and f**k the Dark Side!
Live long and f**k the Dark Side!
May 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
For those of y'all who have been following my @themergle.org adventures... Star Wars is now in the database!
Live long and f**k the Dark Side!
Live long and f**k the Dark Side!
May the Farce be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
May the Farce be with you!
TRUMP: "I just had a conversation with President Sheinbaum of Mexico. She will stop rapists and criminals from coming here."
SHEINBAUM: "I told President Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in the US is for their citizens to stop electing them.”
🎤⤵️
📸: AP News
SHEINBAUM: "I told President Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in the US is for their citizens to stop electing them.”
🎤⤵️
📸: AP News
April 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
TRUMP: "I just had a conversation with President Sheinbaum of Mexico. She will stop rapists and criminals from coming here."
SHEINBAUM: "I told President Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in the US is for their citizens to stop electing them.”
🎤⤵️
📸: AP News
SHEINBAUM: "I told President Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in the US is for their citizens to stop electing them.”
🎤⤵️
📸: AP News
I am legally, morally and ethically required to post the video clip from the movie "Formula 51" (AKA its other (garbage) name, "The 51st State") any time I see "Liverpool" on my TL...
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am legally, morally and ethically required to post the video clip from the movie "Formula 51" (AKA its other (garbage) name, "The 51st State") any time I see "Liverpool" on my TL...
Good grief... 19 years already?! Holy hell, @srhazard.bsky.social ... how the hell did we manage to pull THAT off? Happy Anniversary, my love! (This is not an April Fool's Day joke... and don't blame me... SHE picked the date (though I agreed with it and the reasoning, too!))
April 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Good grief... 19 years already?! Holy hell, @srhazard.bsky.social ... how the hell did we manage to pull THAT off? Happy Anniversary, my love! (This is not an April Fool's Day joke... and don't blame me... SHE picked the date (though I agreed with it and the reasoning, too!))