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Mike Wawalrus
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dannyodwyer.bsky.social
*danny on Irish message boards in 2009 talking about Warren Spector's massive cock*
two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation attached.
A drawing of Goose saying, “other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko.” It is heavily annotated: Other-donkey: a portmanteau of “other mommy” and “donkey.” She called me donkey and I accidentally laughed when I responded “I’m your other mommy,” prompting the evolution of the bit. She has been calling me this for a few hours now. Other mommy: “other mommy” is the name goose uses to differentiate me from my wife (“mommy”). The names are largely interchangeable but I get “other mommy” a little more often and now I’m fond of it. Note: no relation to Coraline/evolved independently Donkey: Goose has been repeating the word “donkey” because it’s fun to say. ie: donkey donkey donkey donkey. Elsa: She is wearing her Elsa dress (again) and pretending to be Elsa. Here she is talking about herself in the third person. The “Elsa dress” (pictured, a dress with a face on the chest) is a blue dress with frills. It does not look like the dress Elsa wears in Frozen, but it does have her face on the front. She has been dancing to “let it go” or a half hour. (Pictured, Lucy dancing in the dress. She says, “Elsa’s making her frozen castle!”) Likes macaroni: macaroni, here, is strawberries. She selected 4 strawberries from the container in the fridge and asked me to cut them up for her. I put them on a plate and cut them into sixths (the way she likes). (Includes an illustration of the process) when I handed her the plate of sliced strawberries, she said “these are macaroni.” “Ok,” I said. Macaroni: no precedent. She had macaroni a few times last week? We ate at restaurants more than usual while at the shore and it was all she wanted from any given menu. Kiko: we went to the shore last week and the town we stayed in had the type of crossing signals that beep and talk. She was fascinated by these and “kiko” is how she imitated the beeping sound the signal made while waiting for it to give us a walk signal. Her fascination has led to her framing most declarative sentences as crossing s…
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
bearenthusiast.bsky.social
cool letter, also very good alt-text work
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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doodlemancy.com
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
Earthbound screenshot where an NPC is telling Ness "Ok, but your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg." Pokemon trainer: Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! the beloved Gatekeeper from FE3H: As for me, my job is to stand here at this glorious entrance and leisurely watch over the comings and goings of everyone. Make folks smile, you know? (i couldn't find a good example of Gatekeeper's best dialogue because it's all long convos but people love this guy) it's just the merchant from RE4. no dialogue needed because we all know it by heart and we all love him
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
bearenthusiast.bsky.social
lookin' ready to co-host STORES
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM