It's way faster

Totally agree. There's a set of ice molds I need to replace and the only places that sell them are Amazon and Walmart, both evil in different ways!

We need an update to this meme that says "Don't stop! He might not be dead!"

It's funny because that's probably the most gentle way to do it.

Rain and a massive thunderclap at like 2am 😬

Honestly, hell yeah, brother (amazing story, btw)

I just want a caramel flavor caramel

I wish I could go! If you need food recommendations near the event, Baba's Hummus is incredible Palestinian food, Rinata is good/low key Italian, and Khaluna is outstanding Laotian!

I hope the authorities ketchup to whoever caused this

My in-laws talked us into going to one and I saw someone handing out signs saying "we need a new party" which gave me some hope

Banana's pajamas are the cat's pajamas