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*A born traveler, visited 54 countries (so far)
*The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way.
*Living with cancer, and winning!
* Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss.
*Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.
Duffy's legacy:
When the NTSB starts picking up remains at the crash site, I am sure there will be comments of how well dressed that headless torso was.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey...Sean might have a point here. When your flight augers into the ground after an engine falls off due to shitty maintenance and non-existent oversight...DAMN!!! Your scattered remains will look dapper!
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
But, but, but...
When your A320 augers into the ground because an engine fell off due to poor maintenance and non-existent oversight...damn! Your body parts will be looking dapper.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Not buying it.
When the WH treats them like shit and steals their "dignity", causing them to clutch their pearls vs. The amount of untapped grifting opportunities...still available to them, they will willingly debase themselves in the public forum in favor of cash.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I think they may overestimate the number of congress people resigning. When their dignity (?) gets taken away and they become virtual potted plants vs. The amount of grift that is still untapped...they'll go for the cash every time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Duffy has done FA nothing to make flying safer, in fact just the opposite. But we will all be looking dapper when we plummet out of the sky...Thanks Sean.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yes. Great legal scholars such as Foster Brooks, Professor Irwin Corey and Spit the fabulous wonder clam all agree...on something or other.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If Jake had a pair he would say,

"Thank you for your opinion...bitch."

I wonder if she would just gigle it off and say it's just Jake' personality.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There are no real journalists left in the WH press corps. Only scumbag podcasters.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So according to Cassidy you will have better healthcare if only you buy cheap shampoo...OK Got it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Great entertainment when the cannibals start taking bites out of each other.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Great entertainment when the cannibals start eating each other.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Was it your brain?"
" I don't know but my ass went in and out of that thing a couple dozen times...made me think about Jeffrey's Island..."
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Six decades after parochial school I still remember a nun, a Sister of St. Joseph tell her whole class to "do not hold it against any of your Jewish or Protestant friends who are not following THE one true religion. It isn't their fault."
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have been undergoing chemotherapy for years. My body can not tolerate the side effects of the usual anti-nausea drugs so cannabis is the only substance that gives me relief. Any day that I am not dry heaving over the toilet is a good one. Now the regime is making noises about taking that away.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yeah, Jody.
If I lived in America I would feel quesy and in pain too.
Oh...wait . I do live in America.
Feel better soon.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Can't guarantee safety? Then what good are you, Sean.
Resign you incompetent boob.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey Sean. Tell us you are an incompetent boob without telling us you are an incompetent boob.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Resign now. You are screwing the American people
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
there you go...being all smart and stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A full bankers box can weigh up to 75lbs.
Rip all the padding out of a casket and you can fit ~29 boxes in there.
That is roughly one ton of cargo
They made other arrangemants for Ivana.
Her final ride was in a Waste Management truck.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He has seventeen other fairways to fill up. More than enough for his immediate family. Some locations have rather pretty clumps of weeds.
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM