Beano
@beano53.bsky.social
*A born traveler, visited 54 countries (so far)
*The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way.
*Living with cancer, and winning!
* Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss.
*Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.
*The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way.
*Living with cancer, and winning!
* Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss.
*Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.
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Donald Trump is not *in* the Epstein files.
Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Donald Trump is not *in* the Epstein files.
Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
Never thought this would happen. Apparently, I have been placed on a list and my follower number just skyrocketed. Please. Give me some time to vet you all. (yeah...I'm paranoid in this social climate) Thanks for the follows everyone. I hope you find some value in my chemo brain perspectives.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Never thought this would happen. Apparently, I have been placed on a list and my follower number just skyrocketed. Please. Give me some time to vet you all. (yeah...I'm paranoid in this social climate) Thanks for the follows everyone. I hope you find some value in my chemo brain perspectives.
Dick Cheney dead at 84.
The world just became a slightly better place.
Burn in hell, Dick
The world just became a slightly better place.
Burn in hell, Dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dick Cheney dead at 84.
The world just became a slightly better place.
Burn in hell, Dick
The world just became a slightly better place.
Burn in hell, Dick
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October 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
E veryone,
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I just figured out the catalyst to major unexpected life changes.
Have 500 new business cards printed.
Have 500 new business cards printed.
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just figured out the catalyst to major unexpected life changes.
Have 500 new business cards printed.
Have 500 new business cards printed.
A MAGA guy down the street is trying to sell his house. The FOR SALE sign has been on his lawn right next to his Trump 2024 sign with his faded Trump flag waving above. I've watched as potential buyers stop, look at the signs and drive off.
Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed.
Musta hurt.
Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed.
Musta hurt.
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A MAGA guy down the street is trying to sell his house. The FOR SALE sign has been on his lawn right next to his Trump 2024 sign with his faded Trump flag waving above. I've watched as potential buyers stop, look at the signs and drive off.
Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed.
Musta hurt.
Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed.
Musta hurt.
Had a loooong day of chemo yesterday punctuated by an act of defiance on my part.
I started off a seven bag, nine hour drip session with two Tylenol.
I started off a seven bag, nine hour drip session with two Tylenol.
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Had a loooong day of chemo yesterday punctuated by an act of defiance on my part.
I started off a seven bag, nine hour drip session with two Tylenol.
I started off a seven bag, nine hour drip session with two Tylenol.
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😍😆
July 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
😍😆
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I always knew JFK was special, but who knew he had precognitive psychic powers?
August 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I always knew JFK was special, but who knew he had precognitive psychic powers?
Today's dead:
Hulk Hogan: Meh...
Chuck Mangione: I'm heartbroken.
Hulk Hogan: Meh...
Chuck Mangione: I'm heartbroken.
July 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today's dead:
Hulk Hogan: Meh...
Chuck Mangione: I'm heartbroken.
Hulk Hogan: Meh...
Chuck Mangione: I'm heartbroken.
You know, Florida has a really bad rep over many things including a new concentration camp paid for by federal disaster funding but seriously...there are 23 million residents in Florida and the state is getting bashed by the actions of only 21 million.
h/t Dave Barry
h/t Dave Barry
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You know, Florida has a really bad rep over many things including a new concentration camp paid for by federal disaster funding but seriously...there are 23 million residents in Florida and the state is getting bashed by the actions of only 21 million.
h/t Dave Barry
h/t Dave Barry
baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new...
Former Florida governor Rick Scott killed the plans to build a high speed link between Tampa and Orlando. The Dept. of Transportation offered funds to pay for most of the construction but pRick Scott wasn't taking any of that filthy Obama money.
Former Florida governor Rick Scott killed the plans to build a high speed link between Tampa and Orlando. The Dept. of Transportation offered funds to pay for most of the construction but pRick Scott wasn't taking any of that filthy Obama money.
Brightline looking to raise $400 million for Tampa expansion
The private train service company wants to extend the railway by about 320 miles.
baynews9.com
July 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new...
Former Florida governor Rick Scott killed the plans to build a high speed link between Tampa and Orlando. The Dept. of Transportation offered funds to pay for most of the construction but pRick Scott wasn't taking any of that filthy Obama money.
Former Florida governor Rick Scott killed the plans to build a high speed link between Tampa and Orlando. The Dept. of Transportation offered funds to pay for most of the construction but pRick Scott wasn't taking any of that filthy Obama money.
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I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
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June 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
A sitting US Senator gets assaulted and detained by DHS goons and Chuck is on a book tour.
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A sitting US Senator gets assaulted and detained by DHS goons and Chuck is on a book tour.
From one of the inner circles of hell, Cardinal Bernard Law is saying, "Shit, shit ,shit! Why did I have to die so soon...that could have been me.
May 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
From one of the inner circles of hell, Cardinal Bernard Law is saying, "Shit, shit ,shit! Why did I have to die so soon...that could have been me.
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Well...tomorrow is the big day. 3rd wednesday of the month and my SS is supposed to be deposited for the first time in the new account. Like clockwork for the past 6 years it has hit on the 3rd wednesday in the old account. We are living in different, very interesting times now.
April 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well...tomorrow is the big day. 3rd wednesday of the month and my SS is supposed to be deposited for the first time in the new account. Like clockwork for the past 6 years it has hit on the 3rd wednesday in the old account. We are living in different, very interesting times now.
I'm at the end of a long road trip staying for a few days in my dear old home, Massachusetts. I walked into a diner for breakfast on a cold, rainy Saturday and walking out was a guy wearing a red hat embroidered with, "Donald Trump was right about everything"
What the fuck happened to you Mass?
What the fuck happened to you Mass?
April 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm at the end of a long road trip staying for a few days in my dear old home, Massachusetts. I walked into a diner for breakfast on a cold, rainy Saturday and walking out was a guy wearing a red hat embroidered with, "Donald Trump was right about everything"
What the fuck happened to you Mass?
What the fuck happened to you Mass?
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The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs