Beam Me Up Scotty
@beammeupscottyj.bsky.social
She/Her
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
She iiiiiissss
Guess who else loves you?! (But in chocolate)
Guess who else loves you?! (But in chocolate)
a woman is making a face with her mouth open and the word me is above her
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November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
She iiiiiissss
Guess who else loves you?! (But in chocolate)
Guess who else loves you?! (But in chocolate)
Hate it when I hate men but write a 6 part post about one 😐😐😐
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hate it when I hate men but write a 6 part post about one 😐😐😐
Pisces Rising Virgo moon
It’s the earth moon doing the emotional heavy lifting
It’s the earth moon doing the emotional heavy lifting
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pisces Rising Virgo moon
It’s the earth moon doing the emotional heavy lifting
It’s the earth moon doing the emotional heavy lifting
because when I ask him does he believe we’re going to be friends forever he gives a tired sigh and says “yes. I have made it so“
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
because when I ask him does he believe we’re going to be friends forever he gives a tired sigh and says “yes. I have made it so“
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
I wanna fight sir (he knows I don’t I’m soft as a ripe banana ) ? OUTRAGEOUS. He’s annoying because no matter how hard of a time he’s having he stops what he’s doing to figure out what’s going on with me and like honestly who can be around such saintly behavior?! But really he’s most annoying
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I wanna fight sir (he knows I don’t I’m soft as a ripe banana ) ? OUTRAGEOUS. He’s annoying because no matter how hard of a time he’s having he stops what he’s doing to figure out what’s going on with me and like honestly who can be around such saintly behavior?! But really he’s most annoying
and that I’m okay in this world to feel how I feel…so then I gotta feel and grow and what not Aggravating. He’s annoying because after venting and sobbing instead of defending himself he apologizes and figures out how to be accountable to me in his own way…but like why are you being so mature when
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
and that I’m okay in this world to feel how I feel…so then I gotta feel and grow and what not Aggravating. He’s annoying because after venting and sobbing instead of defending himself he apologizes and figures out how to be accountable to me in his own way…but like why are you being so mature when
It’s like I’m not crying then I aaaaammm
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s like I’m not crying then I aaaaammm
Thank yoooouu
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Thank yoooouu
You already knoooowwww
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November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You already knoooowwww
He was our willing hostage
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He was our willing hostage